THIS HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK IS FOR EASTERN WEST VIRGINIA…
NORTHERN AND CENTRAL VIRGINIA…AND CENTRAL AND WESTERN MARYLAND
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF GARRETT COUNTY.
.DAY ONE…TODAY AND TONIGHT
FROST AND/OR FREEZE HEADLINES ARE LIKELY TONIGHT. FUCK YOU PHIL.
.DAYS TWO THROUGH SEVEN…WEDNESDAY THROUGH MONDAY
FROST AND/OR FREEZE HEADLINES ARE LIKELY WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOR
PORTIONS OF ACTIVE GROWING AREAS. GET FUCKED PHIL.
.RODENT INFORMATION STATEMENT…
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FUCK.
I dunno, it just doesn't have the same impact without the all caps.
I was thinking maybe something like, "OMFG THERE'S A FUCKING TORNADO HEADED STRAIGHT FOR BILOXI, MS. ALL YOU HICKS GET INTO YOUR BASEMENTS OR SOMETHING AND DON'T STAND AROUND OUTSIDE SHOOTING VIDEO WITH YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE. OH FFS SOME OF YOU WILL DO IT ANYWAY AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE, IDIOTS."
MRGL RISK OF SVR TSTMS
OMG HORSEHEAD GUY WTF
<img src="http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/horse-head-mask-hurricane-sandy.jpg"/>
Good–I go to weather.com because I can't stand the ALL CAPS thing at all…
…unless we Wonkers are using them, but we only do so for a good reason.
BUT HOW WILL WE UNDERSTAND THEM IF IT'S NOT IN ALL CAPS
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME
I guess the teletype machine finally broke.
THIS HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK IS FOR EASTERN WEST VIRGINIA…
NORTHERN AND CENTRAL VIRGINIA…AND CENTRAL AND WESTERN MARYLAND
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF GARRETT COUNTY.
.DAY ONE…TODAY AND TONIGHT
FROST AND/OR FREEZE HEADLINES ARE LIKELY TONIGHT. FUCK YOU PHIL.
.DAYS TWO THROUGH SEVEN…WEDNESDAY THROUGH MONDAY
FROST AND/OR FREEZE HEADLINES ARE LIKELY WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOR
PORTIONS OF ACTIVE GROWING AREAS. GET FUCKED PHIL.
.RODENT INFORMATION STATEMENT…
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FUCK.
I dunno, it just doesn't have the same impact without the all caps.
A VORT MAX NOW CROSSING THE SERN STATES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I TOLD YOU TO PROPERLY DISPOSE OF YOUR VORTMAXES, TEXAS
Is that even legal?
When you don't, bad things happen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Arthur_%2…
DIDN'T THE NAVY ALREADY GET AWAY FROM ALL-CAPS JUST A FEW YEARS AGO?
I was thinking maybe something like, "OMFG THERE'S A FUCKING TORNADO HEADED STRAIGHT FOR BILOXI, MS. ALL YOU HICKS GET INTO YOUR BASEMENTS OR SOMETHING AND DON'T STAND AROUND OUTSIDE SHOOTING VIDEO WITH YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE. OH FFS SOME OF YOU WILL DO IT ANYWAY AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE, IDIOTS."