Here's what you do. Get yourself a straight razor, some matches, lighter fluid and an ice pick. Shave the pubic hair off one of your testicles and pour lighter fluid over the pubic hair on the other one. Set a match to it, and when the crabs run out onto the other testicle, stab them with the ice pick.
Some say the world will end in Crabs
Some say mice
Cloud of disturbed silt = crab nebulous?
Nebulae?
"The Million Crab March"?
probably on their way to Red Lobster
Panama has caught the crabs? I blame Teddy.
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♪♫When I was back there in [seminary school….]
|I don't think they're exhibiting classic march technique|
[Or…]
Maybe someday that'll be the scene at the Nogales crossing. Except with Mariachis.
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This is why you should always practice safe sex, kids! Wrap that rascal!
And maybe not have sex with crab pots.
Would it be gauche to make a pubic lice joke here?
Never!
OK, so never going to Panama…
Went through the Canal on a boat a coupla years back. Very cool experience.
Dear Mods. I has wildfire post from undisclosed location.
hell, there were two of them, yours and Monks
thanks. is cool b.c. octopus.
Here's what you do. Get yourself a straight razor, some matches, lighter fluid and an ice pick. Shave the pubic hair off one of your testicles and pour lighter fluid over the pubic hair on the other one. Set a match to it, and when the crabs run out onto the other testicle, stab them with the ice pick.
You're welcome!
Well, ok, if you say so.
I'm thinking I'm going to webMD and get a second opinion
It's always worked for me.
Oh SHIT!! I don't have crabs!!!
Red crabs must be half-baked on all that acapulco gold, man.
I ate so many handline blue crabs from a Jersey bay in the '80's. Yummers.
(not funny, really– marine biology is going to absolute shit).