In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship." That is, the pursuit of such happiness had no constitutional standing. And the brief argued there was no "right to promote dildos, vibrators, and other obscene devices."
It was a while back but it's coming back to light now it's it's a very odd thing to try to ban.
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven’s gate.
You'll be drinking your own piss out of my Rapture cans™, honey. The bunker is what the Lord wants, and provided us, so shut yer lady piehole for once.
But whence the quote? And how have not had it here before for mockery?
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-c…
In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship." That is, the pursuit of such happiness had no constitutional standing. And the brief argued there was no "right to promote dildos, vibrators, and other obscene devices."
It was a while back but it's coming back to light now it's it's a very odd thing to try to ban.
Law & Order: Stimulator Violations Unit
Had seen the quote, but that thread is amazing.
That thread is the reason for Twitter to exist.
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Found on the twitter thread
This one got me ………….
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That is all sorts of awesome
Masturbantion.
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven’s gate.
BEST TWITTER THREAD EVER
The ejaculate has spoken.
Have to obey the Lord. His Grace does not exist in New Jersey.
masturbación
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From the thread (where another post suggests the internet be shut down for 48 hours in honor of the original tweet):
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Well, he is on record saying he wants to ramp up the torture-industrial complex.
The obvious solution to this is to replace the sex toys with extra homosexuality. I'm sure Ted would approve.
[Please tell me this is not related]
“No, I know you. you won’t be making things.”
You'll be drinking your own piss out of my Rapture cans™, honey. The bunker is what the Lord wants, and provided us, so shut yer lady piehole for once.
Masturbation isn't a right, it's a privilege. And we've long known that Ted Cruz is one privileged fuck.