21 thoughts on “Today in Ted Cruz

    1. http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-c

      In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship." That is, the pursuit of such happiness had no constitutional standing. And the brief argued there was no "right to promote dildos, vibrators, and other obscene devices."

      It was a while back but it's coming back to light now it's it's a very odd thing to try to ban.

  1. Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
    Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
    Like to the lark at break of day arising
    From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven’s gate.

  2. The obvious solution to this is to replace the sex toys with extra homosexuality. I'm sure Ted would approve.

    1. “No, I know you. you won’t be making things.”

      You'll be drinking your own piss out of my Rapture cans™, honey. The bunker is what the Lord wants, and provided us, so shut yer lady piehole for once.

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