Does All This Snark Leave You With Blue Balls/Volvos? April 14, 2016 weejee 98485 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F04%2F14%2Fdoes-all-this-snark-leave-you-with-blue-ballsvolvos%2FDoes+All+This+Snark+Leave+You+With+Blue+Balls%2FVolvos%3F2016-04-14+15%3A39%3A21Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D9848 +20
So if Ted Cruz does become Prez and bans masturbation, will that make the country more screwed or blue? Reply
♪ She had blue vulva Bluer than velvet were her sighs Flaccid and gray, was Cruz's Guy Love waits hours ♪ Reply
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So if Ted Cruz does become Prez and bans masturbation, will that make the country more screwed or blue?
♪ She had blue vulva
Bluer than velvet were her sighs
Flaccid and gray, was Cruz's Guy
Love waits hours ♪
A bit sursirped it seems to simple and yet useful.
[ makes note to go to U of A and scan parking lots for blue Volvos]
A charming young woman I knew referred to it as "blue ovaries."