Hey guys! I've been flaking but I want you to know that I really, really appreciate the care package you sent me. That was really cool of you guys. Pears are my favorite fruit, so a really cool surprise. Also, thanks for the Amazon gift too. Not sure what I'm going to buy yet. My first instinct is porn, but who the hell pays for porn anymore?
Sorry to be so late with these heartfelt wishes of well, my brother, but Wonkville isn't ADA-compliant, so it took my super gimped-out ass fucking forever to limp on in here.
Since I apparently missed the t-shirt & tits-filled gift basket boat, I sent you a few fun things on my own that will hopefully have you feeling better in no time:
A DVD of the classic POKEMON episode ""Computer Warrior Porigon", a dance club-sized spinning strobe light, and a vintage leather biker wallet on a mofo chain!
WOO-HOOO!!! PAR-TAYYY!!! ROCK ON!!!
(By the way, what medical condition are you suffering from?)
Epilepsy. Sucks because I smoke a few cigs every day so when I get dizzy, I never know WTF is happening. Am I about to have a seizure or did I just fuck up and not drink enough water before having a smoke?
Well, Vodka, the comment that I just left for ya – which was admittedly a little edgy, but in a way that I know you would've appreciated coming from me – was apparently deleted.
So, I guess I'll just say what I'd planned to say if and when you'd replied:
I love ya, man, and can empathize with what you're going through after the year from medical hell that I've had. A whole buncha backs got yours – please don't hesitate to lean on 'em.
Get better soon, dude…
[ETA: My first comment has now been un-deleted, making this whole thing even more of a humor-killing mess. I give up…]
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey guys! I've been flaking but I want you to know that I really, really appreciate the care package you sent me. That was really cool of you guys. Pears are my favorite fruit, so a really cool surprise. Also, thanks for the Amazon gift too. Not sure what I'm going to buy yet. My first instinct is porn, but who the hell pays for porn anymore?
Hi Vodka! Glad you're feeling well enough to say hi!
The people who pay for porn are all in NC these days, a porn site actually shut down access there due to the anti-trans bill lol
You could make yourself a Dildrone:
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I have absolutely no use for a flying dildo, and yet I really, really want one.
As do we all.
Seems like a flying dildo is a thing we all need in our lives.
I would get into *so much trouble* with one, but imagine how great it would look towing, say, an advertising banner.
I always thought the Trojan company missed an opportunity when they never hired an ad blimp. The reservoir tip could be tricky, but still…
Oh, I can picture a flying dildo towing a Liberty Mutual banner now and I can't get it out of my head. I might need to have another seizure.
Woo-hoo! Pears!
Nice.
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Hey!! I'm so glad you like yer stuff!! ..and you like pears! Yay!
VODKAAAAAA!
I wasn't able to kick in, Vodka, but I do hope the best for you. I can't imagine how tough this must be.
I'll survive. Just gotta take way better care of myself. Thanks for the positive waves!
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Hi Vodka!
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Thank you so much!
Hope you're feeling better soon, Vodka!
I carefully researched Amazon for the best-reviewed items for you. (You're welcome!) The |Banana Slicer| and the |Mountain Three Wolf Tee Shirt| are both popular and practical.
You're so nice, I adore you.
Sorry to be so late with these heartfelt wishes of well, my brother, but Wonkville isn't ADA-compliant, so it took my super gimped-out ass fucking forever to limp on in here.
Since I apparently missed the t-shirt & tits-filled gift basket boat, I sent you a few fun things on my own that will hopefully have you feeling better in no time:
A DVD of the classic POKEMON episode ""Computer Warrior Porigon", a dance club-sized spinning strobe light, and a vintage leather biker wallet on a mofo chain!
WOO-HOOO!!! PAR-TAYYY!!! ROCK ON!!!
(By the way, what medical condition are you suffering from?)
Epilepsy. Sucks because I smoke a few cigs every day so when I get dizzy, I never know WTF is happening. Am I about to have a seizure or did I just fuck up and not drink enough water before having a smoke?
Well, Vodka, the comment that I just left for ya – which was admittedly a little edgy, but in a way that I know you would've appreciated coming from me – was apparently deleted.
So, I guess I'll just say what I'd planned to say if and when you'd replied:
I love ya, man, and can empathize with what you're going through after the year from medical hell that I've had. A whole buncha backs got yours – please don't hesitate to lean on 'em.
Get better soon, dude…
[ETA: My first comment has now been un-deleted, making this whole thing even more of a humor-killing mess. I give up…]