I just got home. I am watching this on CNN Go. I'm afraid it's going to boot me out after 10 minutes. Is it letting us watch the whoel thing? Or is there some other way to watch?
Oh For Fuck's Sake with the Transcripts and the back-and-forth insults and the tax returns and the other simple bullshit. There's genuine, nation destroying problems out there and one of these people will have to decide how to cope with them.
I'd like to know how. I think it might be important.
Clinton has nothing to gain by releasing those transcripts. She will get skewered either way and she knows it. Not releasing them gives her advantage because there's less fodder. And Bernie is being disingenuous about this.
Monique Junot: I figured if we had nothing to say to each other, Wolf would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big difference.
Is that why he thinks it's 2014? (Earlier, when he was asking Bernie about his taxes and Bernie said he would release "last year's taxes," Volfie said, "2013?")
The rainman gave him two cures
Then he said, “Jump right in”
The one was Texas Ibogane
The other was just railroad gin
And like a fool he mixed them
And it strangled up his mind
And now people just get uglier
And he has no sense of time
Since they're talking about the Middle East I have to post this, because I have it cued up and I doubt they're actually going to say something ridiculous and paranoid that would really merit posting it.
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Hillary needs to get on board w/ Bernie on healthcare and college tuition. He's right, we can figure this out if other countries can, and I don't get why she can't get more left on this.
Does anyone follow any sites like Brietbart or TNR? I'm wondering what their live blog comments are about this debate. Not that I want to go over there and feel all gross.
OK, so I just went over to Breitbart (Insert emergency eye wash gif here) and first thing they had was a headline about this debate: "Hillary: ‘I Want White People to Recognize That There Is Systemic Racism’"
You know how CNN has a countdown clock for everything? Like, "32 hours 42 minutes until the next debate" or "6 hours 17 minutes until the polls close in wherever." Smokey and I have decided there should be a "How long has it been since Wolf Blitzer pooped?" and it would count upwards instead of a countdown. "27 hours, 32 minutes, 35 seconds… 36 seconds… 37 seconds" etc."
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Okay one more picture for the pregame because WHAT THE FUCK
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Will the gloves come off?
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CNN Yutz just said '…..Wolf Blitzer will be taking us through as only he can"
True enough I suppose.
Will open a beer and try………
If it starts with
" He called you a whore"
" She said you were either insane or a liar"
I'm out …………
Yeah, if I wanted any of that I'd watch the Republicans.
Morgan James!
Who?
This Morgan?
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Excellent choice!
"Out in the street
she drove a '53 Morgan"
Man, I thought that was Al Roker for a second.
$27! DRINK!
Radical.
…Not Timid. Nevar Forget.
1% is ironically the 538 odds of Bernie winning New York.
The crowd is going to cheer both of them every five seconds.
This is going to take time.
Cheer….
9-11? Is this the right channel?
New York crowd.
NEW YORK VALUES! DRINK!
except cruz you can't drink
He's busy in the bath doing something else.
I'll drink for him.
I believe he does shots of soup. (Even though, really, that seems like much more of a Bernie thing.)
I think Wolf Blitzer is rubbing off on her.
STARTED ON THE QUALIFICATIONS THING OH GOD
I love you Hillary DIAF!
DON'T TAKE THE BAIT BERNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clinton is giving the "u w0t m8" look right now
Ah yes, Wolf's first question is one of great import to the national, International and civilizational challenges we have today.
Wanker.
Okay it's about as ugly as we all expected.
HA HA HA
Big, not small, forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
LET'S GET SMALL.
No…LET'S THINK BIG
Okay, Closed Cap on.
PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS NOT UNDER THE INFLUENCE
Unlike, however, Bush II.
She got booed and cheered in that process of one answer.
EAT THE BANKS
ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER
I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU
I'm an excellent driver.
FODD DRANK!
HOOT-SMALLEY!
That was lame Bernie, do you have evidence or not?
Reporter: "But why do you rob banks?"
Bonnie: "Because that's where the money is!"
I just got home. I am watching this on CNN Go. I'm afraid it's going to boot me out after 10 minutes. Is it letting us watch the whoel thing? Or is there some other way to watch?
I'm on | CNN.Com | and they haven't gotten stingy with me. Yet.
YET
The Secret Word for tonight is "Fraudulent"
RELEASE THE
KRACKENTRANSCRIPTS!!11!!http://www.ny1.com/live
This might work
I have TWC but this isn't working (grrrr)
Oh well, idk what else to try :/ Sorry.
CNN go hasn't shut down yet so I think I'm OK with watching there.
Taxes vs speeches! It's a hiding war!
Tax returns–feel the burn!
Grandma and Grandpa are fighting!
Oh For Fuck's Sake with the Transcripts and the back-and-forth insults and the tax returns and the other simple bullshit. There's genuine, nation destroying problems out there and one of these people will have to decide how to cope with them.
I'd like to know how. I think it might be important.
Clinton has nothing to gain by releasing those transcripts. She will get skewered either way and she knows it. Not releasing them gives her advantage because there's less fodder. And Bernie is being disingenuous about this.
I'm feeling angrier and less informed by the minute.
What are we going to be manufacturing, Bernie?
dogs
Robot dogs
dank memes
Clever gifs
Lol cats
Doge JPEG's
Can we bring back Texts from Hillary?
That would be fun.
LOLTEXTS
I don't know if that counts as change
Lord of the Files
$12 with higher wages in bigger cities actually makes a lot of sense.
Calif. just voted for a raise to $15 minimum, but it won't fully go into place for live seven years. That's absurd.
Wolf Fucking Blitzer is telling people not to scream at each other?
What kind of weird alternate universe did I just fall into?
BLITZERVERSE
*sob*
Castle Wolfenstein!
Not sure touting Cuomo is a winner.
Dang this is awesome.
Also, Bernie is off his game, Hillz is not. But he's raising her game, pushing her to the left.
He's having the desired effect!
California is a state that has a lot of places where $15 makes sense too.
"Of course not, Wolf, you unbelievable simpleton, you."
What? They're actually letting HIllz talk w/o interrupting her? wtf?
Wolf has clearly lost control.
@jbouie
As a macro point, the fact that Democrats are arguing over whether to raise the minimum wage to $12 or $15 is a major lefty victory.
Yeah, she should stick with dad.
Lighten Up, Wolf.
Shut the fuck up, Wolfie.
Wolf, you are in more dire need of a blow job than any other white man in history.
Monique Junot: I figured if we had nothing to say to each other, Wolf would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big difference.
WIN
Cheers for the local guy!
Won't someone think of the children? For $3.50 a day, you can put a gun into the hands of a child who would otherwise go to bed without one…
"You load every one of your pistols! There's children in Africa that don't have guns!"
Oh, wait…
@Marcie Wheeler: "CNN sucks at debates. But frankly, they're less awful than everyone else. And I like their inclusion of locals."
She's good. Still at Emptywheel?
Yes,| but that was from Twitter.
tnx
Question, re: Wolf Blitzer's voice: Is he a) constipated? b) orgasmic? c) both?
b since he loves when politicians fight.
Painful Vasocongestion
Ibogane.
Is that why he thinks it's 2014? (Earlier, when he was asking Bernie about his taxes and Bernie said he would release "last year's taxes," Volfie said, "2013?")
The rainman gave him two cures
Then he said, “Jump right in”
The one was Texas Ibogane
The other was just railroad gin
And like a fool he mixed them
And it strangled up his mind
And now people just get uglier
And he has no sense of time
I'm hungry.
I'm cooking breakfast.
It's Tangerine Month here, if you like citrus.
Has it been raining?
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Legalize the marijuanas! Drink!
Drink Mountain Dew!
What is wrong with these moderators? They are asking useful, intelligent, complicated questions?
It's not FOX?
They keep asking useful questions and just drop something stupid in every now and then. CNN can't pick whether to be helpful or not!
And now for the lightening round, you have thirty seconds to name ten Joe Biden Onion stories. Senator Sanders, you first…
http://johnmccainisgrandpa.ytmnd.com/
"I was tiein' onions on my belt before it was cool!"
Approximately 0.3% of both campaigns seem to be from oil and gas money, why are we even bickering about this?
Pageviews.
WIN
Please don't say "aint", Bernie. You really don't have to do that.
Biggest issue on fracking: waste disposal. We badly need restrictions on that before anything else.
We shouldn't pollute water that way, either.
Bernie, we all totally get and agree with your point, but being president requires diplomacy and intermediate steps.
I was wondering when the Pope was going to be brought into this!
NAZIS! DRINK!
When? How'd I miss that?
FDR put us on a war footing, taking only 3 years! It was in all the papers, don't know how you missed that.
Oh. I thought you meant one of them said the word, "Nazis."
Bernie said Nazism. As in, we defeated it.
Tom Sanders and his Electric Transit System
This is weird. They're talking about Libya but not mentioning Benghazi.
Yet. "Over to you, Wolf…"
Help she's trying to use nuanced views I thought they were supposed to yell
Since they're talking about the Middle East I have to post this, because I have it cued up and I doubt they're actually going to say something ridiculous and paranoid that would really merit posting it.
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hahahaha
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In those OH-8 primary commercials, one guy was using that Jim Jordan asshole's endorsement as a huge thing.
I read that as "one guy was using that Jim Jordan's asshole as an endorsement".
And it made sense
Bernie with a good answer on this Israel-Palestine thing.
I wish one of the two could actually say "both sides are shit" without people getting mad.
Needs moar pander. But here comes Hillary to rectify that.
"I don't know how you run a country when you're under constant threat…" There's yer GOPer clip for October.
Yes, the Palestinians deserve autonomy.
She's evading the question again. "Won't someone please think about the children!"
What ever happened to admonishing the audience to shut the hell up during the debate?
Which country are these candidates running for leader of?
"We come from France."
Commercial: Black comedian goes and talks to KKK people. I don't know what I think.
Whaddaya think this is? Canada?
Soarry.
Easy mistake to make, they look just like us.
But with slightly dated haircuts and bad lighting. (I may watch a lot of CanCon tv.)
"We've got to be able to say that not everything Chris Christie does is right!"
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Me too.
"Integrity. What is it again? Somebody find out where we can buy a few pallets of it."
$28 trillion? Take that, you billionaires!
Off topic: |Sara B has a new book out.|
Woo-hoo! Everyone should read Agorafabulous if they haven't already.
I fixed it. Or at least made it a "1" again….
You can do that? Damn, Fistalknacht was all for naught?
No. I just upfisted him.
"Damn right!" "TAX WALL STREET!!11!"
AND THE NEW YORK CROWD GOES WILD
I CAN SEE CANADA FROM MY HOUSE
…and the Kids are Alright
Eh, I think Jim Jordan sucks, too.
Hillary needs to get on board w/ Bernie on healthcare and college tuition. He's right, we can figure this out if other countries can, and I don't get why she can't get more left on this.
Youtube commenter:
"YEAH BERNIE! FUCK THAT BITCH!!!"
Will Rogers weeps.
That's why we don't allow 200+ comments.
FUCK YEAH!!!
I hate Illinois YouTube commenters.
“Common sense ain't common.”
― Will Rogers
"I happen to support Democrats…"
Ouch. That stings.
We need more down-ballot wins!
"Civility is for pussies!!!!!"
We FINALLY got abortion brought up! IT FUCKING TOOK LONG ENOUGH!
Seriously. It isn't like there's been no news about this lately.
I think we found a thing they won't fight on, yay!
AND THE WOMEN IN THE AUDIENCE GO WILD
You're not a real Democrat!
Clinton +12 on Trump on average.
Sanders +16.5 on Trump on average.
How screwed is Donald Trump right now?
Screwed enough to get the Republican Presidential nomination, I hope.
Yes, please god, let this happen.
And either of them, their lead will increase on Trump even more in the general.
YUUUUUGE
There's going to be a lot of terrible out-of-context soundbites tomorrow.
Hoo-boy.
David Brooks will be in concern-troll overdrive.
Republican nomination, ballot 69
"Well, there's no rule preventing us from nominating a cat for president…"
"A cat?! What about this chicken I've been, um, supporting?"
If Bernie is the nominee they might run Colonel Sanders!
"But why not?! It took two years to program all of Ronald Reagan's speeches into this android!"
Okay Hillary, stop, you're going way too long.
Secretary Clinton, you're out of
ordertime.Southern Democrats count too, Bernie.
I miss Dean's "50 State Strategy".
FUCK YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO WIN UTAH!!!
wait that's actually possible this year lmao
"You're out of order! THIS WHOLE DEBATE'S OUT OF ORDER!"
THE WHOLE DAMN SYSTEM'S OUT OF ORDER!
[Insert Dean Scream here]
I didn't think we'd have a mention of Rhode Island after Chafee knocked out!
Does anyone follow any sites like Brietbart or TNR? I'm wondering what their live blog comments are about this debate. Not that I want to go over there and feel all gross.
No. (someone else do it)
I'm almost to the point of not even following the comments at the FP here. Some real assholes followed the food guy over.
Time was we would go to war with the Trolls and humiliate them into oblivion. Those were the days.
But now they pay the rent.
Money
forfrom dope (s)CNN helpfully reminds us that Kasich is still technically running for president.
| Yeah, he sure is. |
Goysplains is a new one.
I really don't know how he does it.
OK, so I just went over to Breitbart (Insert emergency eye wash gif here) and first thing they had was a headline about this debate: "Hillary: ‘I Want White People to Recognize That There Is Systemic Racism’"
All I can say is the comments are…interesting.
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You misspelled "appalling".
I also misspelled "stupid."
That's why I don't go there.
That's so cute.
Can someone else take him? We don't want him back.
@ddiamond
Total popular vote so far:
Clinton ——— 9.4 million
Trump ——– 8.2M
Bernie —— 6.9M
Cruz —— 6.3M
Rubio — 3.4M
Kasich – 3.0M
Great speech, Hillary (Bernie's was great, also too).
I just realized that Hillary's lapel isn't ironed properly. I LOVE that.
Okay, so they're finally done yelling at each other, right?
That was scary. I think Mom and Dad really are getting divorced. Who will look after us?
Uncle Barry will fix it somehow!
Well.
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WE MADE IT
Uh, oh. Anderson Cooper and Crew with Analysis.
"Your Preview Has Expired"
Good.
Mine too! Why can't I have the free thing for an unlimited time!?!
CAPITALIST PIGS
HILLARY/BERNIE WILL GIVE US ALL THE FREE THINGS
Bernie is on CNN saying we can't go back and look at a single bill and draw big conclusions but that's literally what half this debate was about…
My TV switched over to Craig Ferguson's "Join or Die." I should have too, but I turned on CNN radio instead. The DVR knows what to do.
Your TV is allergic to Wolf Blitzer. It's smart.
@aedwardslevy
i heard if you say "polls" 100 times at a debate a polar bear appears out of nowhere and eats everyone on the stage
It's always good to hear they're interested in what the latest Poles say.
Good thing they learned from what John Kerry forgot.
OK, see ya'll tomorrow. I gotta go walk my dog before she pees on the couch.
Night!
You know how CNN has a countdown clock for everything? Like, "32 hours 42 minutes until the next debate" or "6 hours 17 minutes until the polls close in wherever." Smokey and I have decided there should be a "How long has it been since Wolf Blitzer pooped?" and it would count upwards instead of a countdown. "27 hours, 32 minutes, 35 seconds… 36 seconds… 37 seconds" etc."
That would be amazing. Makes more sense than most of CNN, oddly.
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Awesome.
A+ sticker
I thought that was carbs, very sensible.
ok
Me too, sadly. And both were veterans of World War I. That's "One."
Do you need a ground strap?
TMI!!
Not nearly enough! Other Prius owners need how-to pics!
If only that Roman despot hadn't called for everyone to register their firearms…
Gaffe Master Flash
Comment of the night alert!
whoops accidental downfistiness sorry.
That one just sort of fell out, I don't know from where.
Bring the Pierogi!
Who Stole the Kasichka?