I used to have a [Hank Wangford] t-shirt that said "Jogging with Jesus" on the front and "not skatin' with Satan" on the back. I was once confronted at the mall by an angry woman who'd read the back, but she calmed down when I pointed out she'd missed the "not".
"Helping Christians prepare for his appearing since 1951"
Run for the Rapture
I hate to be a Satanist, but it's actually Helping Christians "prepare for his appearing" since 1951
Just another "fun" use of misplaced quotations marks.
So he's really just "helping" them prepare.
Also too I totally think he's gay.
Shouldn't it be since 33AD?
Because "Helping Xtains prepare for his coming" wouldn't sell.
Also, too: | How creepy are you? |
I got, "You have your quirks but you're essentially harmless." Yay!
Same here. Although I wish they'd define the line between creepy and just plain sad.
Spoiler: The quiz consists of exactly one question: "Do you read the Mirror regularly?"
The grading algorithm is left as an exercise for the reader.
OMG ! THAT asshole. Couldn't wait for that to be over.
I'm once again reminded that I completely lack the wardrobe necessary to be in-shape.
Rest days are a thing, you know. Especially after a long run FFS.
Oh, and any self-respecting runner would never use the term "jogging" FFS.
I used to have a [Hank Wangford] t-shirt that said "Jogging with Jesus" on the front and "not skatin' with Satan" on the back. I was once confronted at the mall by an angry woman who'd read the back, but she calmed down when I pointed out she'd missed the "not".
Damn. I shoulda known you'd be the one to figure it out.
Tell me about it. Have been trying to get a restraining order for years.