If I didn't know it would give them the thumbs up for posting indiscriminately, I would love to approve the 80000 comments on the ancient Aqua Buddha post for everyone to enjoy. Why do the spammers love that post so much?
I have no idea, but I would do the same thing if it wasn't for that issue. If only there was a way to open that post and only that post to those bots, as they would just stick back there and won't clog up current threads.
Wonkville seems to be the only place that this isn't a major problem. I was told I hate women and LGBT people by a straight male on another site, wooooo!
I seem to have attracted my own leftish troll, and a lot of regulars have lost their shit along with their sense(s) of humor. Not to mention the intentional bad grammar and lolcat lingo.
I have one too! He told me he'd never seen me on Wonkette before and I was not welcome. Alrighty, then.
Have you guys noticed that here on WV lately we seem to get more upfists that people in each thread? It's a little stalky.
You're welcome.
I'm sticking around because I still like most of the articles and commenters, but it has taken a hit this primary season. I hope we all kiss and make up for the general!
It's been some damned internecine bickering over there. Not just between Hillbots and Beriebros, but some downright trollish behavior from relative newbs. A lot of Gawker refugees, which reminds me every day why I hate Gawker.
I think I see His dick up there, and I really wish it would fuck me again..
God: "Don't Worry, Ted, you're getting fucked either way. That should please you."
You just made me realize that Teddy lived in Princeton for four years… maybe that's why he hates NYC so much, because his classmates never invited him to hop on the bus or Dinky to go up to The City and party on the weekends?
Hillary should end up winning by about 15 or so at this point. Up 18 now but some relatively friendly territory for Bernie should cut into it just a little.
Ah, seeing that smile on Hillary's face and hearing the cheers from the crowd makes me happy.
Time to walk the dogs–BBL for the post election chattering. Is it too much to ask that Tweety and Upchuck be put to sleep now (yeah yeah, with crappy ratings)?
Pictured: John Kasich
By the way, thank you and smokey and shel and C_R_ for the mod stuff.
You're welcome! 😀 Our reward is seeing hilarious spambot posts.
If I didn't know it would give them the thumbs up for posting indiscriminately, I would love to approve the 80000 comments on the ancient Aqua Buddha post for everyone to enjoy. Why do the spammers love that post so much?
I have no idea, but I would do the same thing if it wasn't for that issue. If only there was a way to open that post and only that post to those bots, as they would just stick back there and won't clog up current threads.
I was hoping I'd run into Gloria again, but…
I had a ID visitor name AggieLale. Must be careful though.
ELITISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
So this spambot was on a post about dildos
Submitted on 2016/04/19 at 6:58 PM
What liitnaebrg knowledge. Give me liberty or give me death.
And one about Krugman:
Submitted on 2016/04/19 at 7:02 PM
Apenpratly this is what the esteemed Willis was talkin\' \'bout.
It's nice to hear that at least some of those Malheur guys appreciated all of our gifts.
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"It's for research! Honest! "
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This might qualify as humanitarian aid in about 6 months.
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So Long and Thanks for all the Grease
Grease, I must say.
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Count Ejacula
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IT'S TRUE
https://twitter.com/darth/status/7184479311670845…
Why is Freddy Mercury sitting in front of them?
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THAT is the Best of Show.
The only really weird one I have left is this, which doesn't even come close.
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House of Representatives Elf
House of Representatives Alf
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The Internet is not kind to Ted Cruz, however he really doesn't help his cause.
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Submitted on 2016/04/19 at 7:31 PM
If I were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, now I\'d say \"Kbwuoanga, dude!\"
Sometimes it's hard to tell our spammers from our commenters.
I hope that's not a supernatural power similar to mubobobo.?
It is, but with more turtle.
Hi everyone! I'm hoping that Team Bernie and Team Hillary can get along here at least. Getting testy over at Wonkette…
I don't know that I dare look…
Wonkville seems to be the only place that this isn't a major problem. I was told I hate women and LGBT people by a straight male on another site, wooooo!
I'm all but done with the place, really.
Me too. The comments are often wonderful, but the content doesn't exactly speak to me anymore. Too over-the-top.
I seem to have attracted my own leftish troll, and a lot of regulars have lost their shit along with their sense(s) of humor. Not to mention the intentional bad grammar and lolcat lingo.
No sense of humor there anymore? Sad.
<img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/731/147/e5e.png" />
I have one too! He told me he'd never seen me on Wonkette before and I was not welcome. Alrighty, then.
Have you guys noticed that here on WV lately we seem to get more upfists that people in each thread? It's a little stalky.
You're welcome.
I'm sticking around because I still like most of the articles and commenters, but it has taken a hit this primary season. I hope we all kiss and make up for the general!
It's been some damned internecine bickering over there. Not just between Hillbots and Beriebros, but some downright trollish behavior from relative newbs. A lot of Gawker refugees, which reminds me every day why I hate Gawker.
OK so I have to run out and get a toilet flapper before the hardware store closes, then get online for my class. See ya'll later.
A toilet flapper?
It has a bob and a fringed mini dress.
It's my "It" toilet.
Yes. #TOILET REFLAPPED. FLAPPING CRISIS AVERTED.
Apparently NY is one of those states that takes forever to report. Expect a long night.
https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/7130958…
HAM
TRIED TO VOTE TODAY BUT THE VOTING PLACE KEPT SAYING I'M BERNIE SANDERS
I HAVE EATEN THOUSANDS OF POTATOES BUT NO MATTER HOW CAREFUL I AM I HAVE NEVER FOUND THE SEED
I WILL TAKE DOWN ALL ADVERTISEMENTS THAT SAY "2-IN-1" FOR THE REASON OF MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITY AND POSSIBLE SORCERY
SKATEBOARDERS ARE THE WARLOCKS OF OUR TIME—HOW AN OLLEY WORKS IS SORCERY
I've said it before, I'll say it again: I fucking hate the fact that to get Rachel and Steve Kornacki I have to sit through those Tweety and Upchuck.
Fun fact: Bernie Sanders has won all 5 Clinton Counties so far. However, Hillary Clinton won St. Bernard Parish in Louisiana.
|Oh dear|
Is this a view into an alternate universe?
That poor, poor woman. After everything upthread, I was sure this had to be a Pshop. She otherwise would look unremarkable.
NO
…no…
*sob*
Talk about an unfortunate accident of birth!
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/19/us/…
NYC neighborhood results, for those interested.
Staten Island is Bernie Country I would not have guessed that, and yet it makes sense.
Trump wins NY, to nobody's surprise.
Official CNN exit poll – 52% Clinton – 48% Sanders
Uh-oh…
Trump.
I saw this coming and I still want to vomit…
It's OK. We brought bags.
KASICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweety: Ayn Rand had it right! Skyscrapers rule!
Off to CNN I go…
Why is Kasich winning in Manhattan lmao
https://twitter.com/katherinemiller/status/722593…
HAIL HYDRA
@benchmarkpol
CNN exit polls appear incredibly poor today.
15% in
Trump 69, Kasich 19, Cruz 12
Clinton 62, Sanders 38
| A dramatic retelling of July's Rethuglican'tandwon't Convention |
Ugh, Frank Sinatra is too good for the Trumpanzees.
Bitching about the press even after a big election night? Way to be a gracious winner, asshole..
32% in
Trump 65, Kasich 22, Cruz 14
Clinton 61, Sanders 39
This isn’t particularly close tonight.
Commenting so you can't fix the error.
What error? 😀
HMPHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
MSNBC interrupts The Donald to project Hillary.
Spambot update:
Submitted on 2016/04/19 at 9:22 PM
I made a fool of myself.
I think I see His dick up there, and I really wish it would fuck me again..
God: "Don't Worry, Ted, you're getting fucked either way. That should please you."
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Really, Rafael– Why go to the Ivies? So you can take everything you learned, tupperware it, burp it, and come out 'Alabama Smart'?
You just made me realize that Teddy lived in Princeton for four years… maybe that's why he hates NYC so much, because his classmates never invited him to hop on the bus or Dinky to go up to The City and party on the weekends?
MSNBC project: Kasich is the second-place winner. Suck it, Cruz!
| Do I please you? Do you find me pleasing?" |
Not clicking!!
Oh man, ID won't let my new tablet log in to wonkville!
ID is dumb sometimes, but at least it's not Disqus?
omg
@Nate_Cohn
To be fair to Bernie: Clinton is basically only winning in the southern part of New York.
Come on, Hillz, give your speech: I've got dogs to walk and beers to drink!
So is Kasich going to stay in Manhattan or
The food isn't going to be better. May as well.
Hillary should end up winning by about 15 or so at this point. Up 18 now but some relatively friendly territory for Bernie should cut into it just a little.
And I can't wait for Joe Scarborough to tell us how this strong voice = screaming and this loud audience = lack of enthusiasm for Hillary!
/FFS
"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get knocked up!
Wait.
Ah, seeing that smile on Hillary's face and hearing the cheers from the crowd makes me happy.
Time to walk the dogs–BBL for the post election chattering. Is it too much to ask that Tweety and Upchuck be put to sleep now (yeah yeah, with crappy ratings)?
It is going to be so much fun to watch Hillary clean Trump's clock in the general.
That night is going to be great. So much blue!
https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/722627672581517…
ALERT PFTCOMMENTER
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Ugh, worst shirtless volleyball scene ever.
All I've got cued up are Ted Cruz pics, but this seems fitting…
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/GOQLC7Sl.png" />
Except for very long threads, and especially not for that liveblarg function they have.
Pinkham is like Hillary, or Bernie, or even Jesus. I like him, but not his followers…