3 thoughts on ““There once was a man from Ankara…”

  1. …Who liked to fuck a chupacabra.
    He fucked the undead
    In his cheap bed
    And then fucked himself with a candelabra.

    (I know, I know. The rhythm's all fucked up.)

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