14 thoughts on “CIA Unclear on the Purpose of Twitter, its Role as a Covert Intelligence Agency, and Whether the Soviet Union Still Poses a Threat to the United States”
A :
(1): There is no lightbulb.
(2): It wasn't our lightbulb.
(3):[REDACTED] independent contractor [REDACTED]
(4): The Secretary has disavowed any knowledge of all lightbulb-changing actions.
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JOHN STAMOS LIVE TWEETS REENACTMENT OF HIS 1987 MULLET
This Day in CIA History: █████ Shah █████ Contras █████████ blowjobs █████ "Squeaky" ███
The CIA needs more Stan Lee and less Ollie.
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Q: How many CIA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I'm sorry, that information is classified.
A :
(1): There is no lightbulb.
(2): It wasn't our lightbulb.
(3):[REDACTED] independent contractor [REDACTED]
(4): The Secretary has disavowed any knowledge of all lightbulb-changing actions.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I'm sorry, but we can neither confirm or deny that the chicken crossed the road.
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
That information requires a top-level case based security clearance.
Why did the case officer cross the road?
To make sure that surveillance was following him.
Why did the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] ?
Because [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] !
Hahahahaha.
I can't do better than one of the TPM commenters:
That's some [REDACTED], that [REDACTED]-22
It's the best there is.
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They were right about John Edwards.
Not so right about all the alien abductions, okay.