What about a Wonket meet-up in Ohio? Maybe Shy, the Editrix, and Donna Rose could book the Fur Peace Ranch in suburban Pomeroy and have Wonketeers who live at a distance bring their stringed things for plunkin'.
Gotta get down to it:
Trump is mowing 'em down.
Ryan can't face such a blow.
How can we elect
This ridiculous comb-over clown?
Will voters really sink so low?
The John Kasich Free Food Tour is over. He's probably crying and imagining having to eat all the chain food around here again.
What about a Wonket meet-up in Ohio? Maybe Shy, the Editrix, and Donna Rose could book the Fur Peace Ranch in suburban Pomeroy and have Wonketeers who live at a distance bring their stringed things for plunkin'.
I'd go
Sad!
Pathetic!
Kasich was such a non-factor, I don't think he ever even got a Trumpian nickname like Lyin' Ted or Little Marco. Sad!
WTF is that on the right? A hand? A foot?
It's certainly not Donald Trump's hand.
Not Donald's – far too big.
The monkey paw he wished on?
♪ Moar dead in Oh Hi Oh ♪
Gotta get down to it:
Trump is mowing 'em down.
Ryan can't face such a blow.
How can we elect
This ridiculous comb-over clown?
Will voters really sink so low?
4 dead in Ohio, 5 now if you count Kasich's career
I'll give him this: Unlike Rubio, Kasich actually won his home state.
Quick, can somebody make up an election he can run for?