( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Uh Oh! Lenny is stuck in line at the polling place to vote for Donald Trump! Give him some energy to help him move up in line!
The Red Army has entered Berlin. Deep underground, the Führer cradles his head in trembling hands. "It's over," he says. "We only have one option left." Trump steps up smartly and salutes. "I'm ready, mein Führer. The mods are in place." Hitler rests a fatherly hand on Trump's shoulder and looks him deeply in the eyes. "I know you will not fail me."
I hope so. I want a 400-vote Trumpocalypse. Florida, Arizona, Missouri, Georgia, all within reach. Hillary will get more of the Hispanic and as much of the black vote as Obama, and if latter would turn out in force, Mississippi would be do-able.
🇲🇾 ✤❉✥ 👉👉MAKE AMERiCA GRAPE AGAIN 🇵🇷🍇🍷🍇 thats 🎉 a major 💷 GRAPE🍇🍡 right⬅️⬅️there⬅️⏪☚ 👈right🇱🇷there ☛👉🍇🍡if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats some 💜GRAPE STUFF💜 🍒🍒 👌👍right there right there🐛 (chorus: ᴹᴬᴷᴱ ᴬᴹᴱᴿᴵᶜᴬ ᴳᴿᴬᴾᴱ ᴬᴳᴬᴵᴺ) 👇mMMMMᎷМ💯🍬🍇🍒🍡DeEᴰᵉᴱLiCiᵒᵘˢ GRᵃᴬᵖᴾᵉ💅🏿🍠🍇 💯 🇦🇺😢Dᵒᶰᵃᶫᵈ Tᵘᵐᵖᶠˢ ✤❉✥
If you look at sps's top map, you see that it's almost possible, considering that NE can split its electors and is hashed red/blue. The missing link! Maybe if Hillz makes Tom Osborne her veep candidate….
FREE WINS WITH ANY AMOUNT OF EFFORT HERE
|Let's rock|
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Uh Oh! Lenny is stuck in line at the polling place to vote for Donald Trump! Give him some energy to help him move up in line!
Believe and clap your hands (say yeah)! ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
╾━╤デ╦︻༼ಠ益ಠ༽︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ (˙ ͜ʟ˙ ) (つ°ヮ°)つ └⋃┘ ⎝༼ຈل͜ຈ༽⎠ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┬─┻ (⊙ヮ⊙) ༼⊙ʖ̯⊙༽ ༼⌐□ل͜□༽ ง/͠-┌ل͜┐͡-\ง ヽ( ͝° ̯ʖ ͝°)ﾉ ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ ( ͡⚆ل͜⚆)ﾉ⚲ ᗜԅ(⇀︿⇀)ᓄ-¤]═──── ✿∗˵╰༼✪ᗜ✪༽╯˵∗✿ (つ･◡･)つ ᕦ(눈눈)ᕗ (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀) ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ( ⌐□益□)/ (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) ⋋|།'͡ᴼ╭͜ʖ╮͡ᴼ'།|⋌ [•+•]=|:::> ╰༼◉Д◕༽〜┣▇▇▇═── ╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯ ԅ〳 ͜ಠ ͜ʟ ͜ಠ 〵و ヽ( °╭∩╮°)ﾉ -[ºل͟º]- -[ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°]- [ ͝° ͜ʖ͡°]┌П┐ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ └[ຈل͜ರೃ]┘ (●￣ ㋓ ￣●) /╯⋋┏□┓⋌\╯ ヽ/⋋┏_┓⋌\ﾉ ヽ/✿ര̀ ل͜ ര́\ﾉ ヽ/❀ᓀ ل͜ ᓂ\ﾉ ୧༼ ͡◕ д ◕͡ ༽୨ ヽ(ಥ益ಥ;) ╭( ☯̿∠ ̿☯ )╯ Ѱ୧(ಠل͟ ಠ) ⁽⁽◝(∗ ❛⃘ ꒫ ❜⃘⃘ ∗)◜⁾⁾ へ[ ᴼ ▃ ᴼ ]/¯ ヽ(๏∀◕ )ﾉ ＼(´◓Д◔`)／ ヘ（。□°）ヘ (- ͟ل͜ ͡-)-(ಠ﹏ಥ) ʕっ༎ຶᴥ༎ຶʔっ ╭(•⌣•)╮ ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ
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|My name is Muddy Mississippi Waters. Everything's gonna be alright|
[ okay, not, but this is a party, right ? ]
Is this too late?
<img src="http://nationalreport.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/I-lose-with-Cruz.jpg" width="400">
DominaTED
ExcreTED
The Red Army has entered Berlin. Deep underground, the Führer cradles his head in trembling hands. "It's over," he says. "We only have one option left." Trump steps up smartly and salutes. "I'm ready, mein Führer. The mods are in place." Hitler rests a fatherly hand on Trump's shoulder and looks him deeply in the eyes. "I know you will not fail me."
Imma make one……
Meanwhile, outside Rience Priebus' office:
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Topknots explained:
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Gawker has capably aided our America's collective celebration today with |this video compilation| of the many times Ted Cruz got owned.
Cruzifiction, as it were.
Gawker also provided this | delightful moment: |
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FREE HEIDI (AND CAROLINE AND THE OTHER ONE)!
Six months…
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Ha ha, "challenging."
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Virginia Center for Politics has 347-191 as their starting point. They mentioned that they wonder if they're being too generous to Trump.
I hope so. I want a 400-vote Trumpocalypse. Florida, Arizona, Missouri, Georgia, all within reach. Hillary will get more of the Hispanic and as much of the black vote as Obama, and if latter would turn out in force, Mississippi would be do-able.
Well, the highest I can get (realistically) is 405: http://www.270towin.com/maps/a0gKZ
A more logical map can hit 364 easily though: http://www.270towin.com/maps/qZN3w
I would love to see our state go blue, along with sending Walnuts to that farm upstate to yell at the clouds with all the other puppies
Does he still have an onion on his belt?
🇲🇾 ✤❉✥ 👉👉MAKE AMERiCA GRAPE AGAIN 🇵🇷🍇🍷🍇 thats 🎉 a major 💷 GRAPE🍇🍡 right⬅️⬅️there⬅️⏪☚ 👈right🇱🇷there ☛👉🍇🍡if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats some 💜GRAPE STUFF💜 🍒🍒 👌👍right there right there🐛 (chorus: ᴹᴬᴷᴱ ᴬᴹᴱᴿᴵᶜᴬ ᴳᴿᴬᴾᴱ ᴬᴳᴬᴵᴺ) 👇mMMMMᎷМ💯🍬🍇🍒🍡DeEᴰᵉᴱLiCiᵒᵘˢ GRᵃᴬᵖᴾᵉ💅🏿🍠🍇 💯 🇦🇺😢Dᵒᶰᵃᶫᵈ Tᵘᵐᵖᶠˢ ✤❉✥
Well then what about this?
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I'm sorry- just remember, you don't get to pick your relatives
How does that even become satan lmao
If you look at sps's top map, you see that it's almost possible, considering that NE can split its electors and is hashed red/blue. The missing link! Maybe if Hillz makes Tom Osborne her veep candidate….
That CD is in the Omaha area. Does it count as a full-state link if it's a small CD on the east side? I'm really not sure.