11 thoughts on ““Siri, how do I get out of this lake?”

  1. When the weather is bad and you can't see much out of your car window, you simply hope that the GPS will guide you well.

    No, when the weather is bad and you can't see much, you slow the fuck down so you don't outrun your headlights.

    I'm quite happy she learned this little Life Lesson by having a boat ramp come out in front of her in the fog instead of a pedestrian (who the GPS definitely wouldn't know about).

  2. A bunch of us did the same entirely unaided in 73 or so. Deciding to hunt magic mushrooms in the wilds of Norfolk around midnight may not have been very smart.

  3. Aeronautical peristaltic chain reaction could be pretty bad, what with everybody trapped in an aluminum tube at 37,000 feet.

    In fact it's pretty bad to be on airplanes even if nobody's puking. And worse yet: [airports].

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