4 thoughts on ““Hey, Doc – got anything in an XXL?”

    1. Would it be better if : "Nah, you can take it. I never get to use it anymore, anyway."

      Or this:

      You wake up, naked, freezing cold and with the worst hangover you've ever had. You focus, blearily, on a note taped to the bathroom wall right in front of your face. In big block letters it says:

      YOU HAVE HAD AN OPERATION
      DO NOT MOVE
      HAVE THE MAID CALL 911

      With a sick electric shock of Adrenalin- Fear, you realize you're sitting up in a bucket of ice water. You look down and…
      and…
      You scream. Your worst fears have been realized.

      You've been hit by the Organleggers.

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