Beat the Christ Into Your Kids with this Sturdy Chastening Instrument May 19, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 108176 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F19%2Fbeat-the-christ-into-your-kids-with-this-sturdy-chastening-instrument%2FBeat+the+Christ+Into+Your+Kids+with+this+Sturdy+Chastening+Instrument2016-05-19+11%3A23%3A25Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F19%2Fbeat-the-christ-into-your-kids-with-this-sturdy-chastening-instrument%2F +10
OK, so this Sadist hooks up with a Masochist in a bar, they go up to his (or her!) place, go into the Special Room and shut the door. The Masochist turns to the Sadist (trembling), and says "Well…what…what are you going to do to me?" The Sadist: "Nothing." Reply
And if your Christian wife's sweet ass happens to need a little Christian chastisement…
I'm sure it will surprise no one here that | there's a Zap for that. |
[Freaky!]
"And this, children, is where Fetishes come from."
OK, so this Sadist hooks up with a Masochist in a bar, they go up to his (or her!) place, go into the Special Room and shut the door.
The Masochist turns to the Sadist (trembling), and says "Well…what…what are you going to do to me?"
The Sadist: "Nothing."
Larry Niven, I think.