[cont'd from inadvertently-launched post above]…read about the new Uber-style on-demand helicopter shuttle from Wall Street to the Hamptons. It's only $495 one way!
If you are farther away, you cannot force your beleaguered assistant to drive/take the Jitney to hand deliver "important" papers to you on the hottest day of the year.
"Students, your dean didn’t name the book — I did. I am hopeful that my autobiography will become required reading at Matteo Ricci College — and I am certain that it will be enlightening. I’ll even provide the books for free. Continue to be respectful and peaceful, loving and lovable."
I know it's named after the newspaper, but I feel like "The Grey Lady" is quite possibly the least appetizing restaurant name in quite some time Also, I bet they have Times-themed cocktails, which makes me need to punch everyone involved.
You are served an empty mustache mug on a hot, flat, world shaped plate by a Taxi Driver from the Indian sub-continent. He sits and tells you nuggets of truth from the Common Man of the Streets and you discuss the merits of fiscal austerity, the sharing economy and wireless commuting. Your cocktail will arrive in 6 months. Just another 6 months, honest.
To help you through your wait, you are handed a tiny serving plate. On a clever paper doily sits a wrapped candy, with the words "Suck On This" printed in script.
Fun fact: when I was little I heard about the Hamptons and thought they were talking about western MA. Had family friends that lived just outside of Northampton.
Eat the rich.
[cont'd from inadvertently-launched post above]…read about the new Uber-style on-demand helicopter shuttle from Wall Street to the Hamptons. It's only $495 one way!
The real question should be "why the hell would someone choose to spend time that close to New York when choosing a beach destination"
If you are farther away, you cannot force your beleaguered assistant to drive/take the Jitney to hand deliver "important" papers to you on the hottest day of the year.
[ mutters to self about RPG's, then opts for nice time instead ]
Sorta nice time from Dick Gregory https://www.insidehighered.com/views/2016/05/26/d…
"Students, your dean didn’t name the book — I did. I am hopeful that my autobiography will become required reading at Matteo Ricci College — and I am certain that it will be enlightening. I’ll even provide the books for free. Continue to be respectful and peaceful, loving and lovable."
What kinda crazy talk is this?
I first thought he was gonna oldzsplain to the kids, but all he's asking is for them to think just a little bit more.
Heh. | "Nice yacht you've got there." |
|Hamptons, dolphins, wut?|
|I, I wish you could swim
Like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim |
I know it's named after the newspaper, but I feel like "The Grey Lady" is quite possibly the least appetizing restaurant name in quite some time Also, I bet they have Times-themed cocktails, which makes me need to punch everyone involved.
The Friedman:
You are served an empty mustache mug on a hot, flat, world shaped plate by a Taxi Driver from the Indian sub-continent. He sits and tells you nuggets of truth from the Common Man of the Streets and you discuss the merits of fiscal austerity, the sharing economy and wireless commuting. Your cocktail will arrive in 6 months. Just another 6 months, honest.
To help you through your wait, you are handed a tiny serving plate. On a clever paper doily sits a wrapped candy, with the words "Suck On This" printed in script.
Wondrous.
As a thank you, have some WalrusCam: http://www.ustream.tv/exploreWalrusMainBeachCam
Thank you. I had to do it but it was fun. I'll take a spin on the Walrus Cam now!
WOW that is one helluva Walrus Cam. Thanks!
Not for the first time, I'm glad I don't have to deal with those things in the field. I'd hate to see them grouchy.
Fun fact: when I was little I heard about the Hamptons and thought they were talking about western MA. Had family friends that lived just outside of Northampton.
|Well, then swing instead.|
With a rigid, dripping swizzle stick.
AH SHIT, weej.
So sorry to hear that, weejee.
Sorry for your loss, weejee. Teachers are wonderful. They make the world better.
Lot_49
Son, grandson, brother and ex-husband of teachers
Awshit, Weej. So sorry.
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Beast Hugs to you and yours
That's the stuff of greatness there , weej. Now I miss her too.
Awesome and inspirational.
That is the best car in Wisconsin.
That is wonderful. So sorry for your loss, Weej.
Ahem…
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This one is funnier though.
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