Pope Francis said on Sunday that Christians and the Roman Catholic Church should seek forgiveness from gays for the way they had treated them.

Speaking to reporters aboard a plane taking him back to Rome from Armenia, the pope also said the church should ask forgiveness for the way it has treated women, for turning a blind eye to child labor and for “blessing so many weapons” in the past.

Gays, women, child labor, yeah, fine, who cares. But if he goes after the War Oligarchs, the Vatican had better start installing some air-defense systems and listening for drones. We already [know] they're willing to bomb [hospitals].