6 thoughts on “Dildoan and Proud

  1. Where did the town get its name? The locals, eager to dispel misguided notions about sex toys, offer a variety of theories — a 16th-century Spanish sailor, maybe,

    A Spanish Surname? Not likely.

    or an archaic term for an oblong piece of nautical gear.

    Term: dildos (n)
    Definition: Wooden pegs mounted in the gunwales of rowing boats against which the oars were braced.
    See Also: thole pins, oarlocks
    <img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Thole_%28PSF%29.svg/188px-Thole_%28PSF%29.svg.png"/&gt;

    Yeah, I'm thinking it's a dual-use object.

  2. The fishing and whaling industries have defined Dildo society for centuries, and the town celebrates them with an annual waterfront festival known as Dildo Days (July 27-31 this year). A flotilla of boats circles the bay, led by a wooden statue of a certain Capt. Dildo in a rain slicker painted bright yellow. Souvenir-hunting visitors can purchase commemorative apparel, but be forewarned: The “I Survived Dildo Days” T-shirts sell out fast.

    Sadly, I could not find a photo of the T-shirt on Google Images or Amazon. Would love to get one just to see the expressions on peoples' faces when I wear it!

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