What a strange combination of the most infinitely useful device in the universe (a towel) and the most infinitely USELESS device (a wine charm). Seriously, if you are setting your wine glass down and walking away from it, then you don't deserve to get it back.
At the pool or beach I just floss my ass with my towel, and generally others leave it alone.
"Clam Towel Charm"
…well, if that's what you call it…
What a strange combination of the most infinitely useful device in the universe (a towel) and the most infinitely USELESS device (a wine charm). Seriously, if you are setting your wine glass down and walking away from it, then you don't deserve to get it back.
I'll take mine as a crucifix.
None of my friends have a pool. I guess I need new friends.