Awesome. About the only thing I could gross my mom out with were snakes. Couldn't gross out my dad at all. I could gross out my sister with a Ritz cracker.
I have a new idiom to share that I invented an hour ago : Nothing but beets and chicken ass
Originally coined during this conversation.
"Is there anything to eat?"
"Lots in the fridge. Help yourself"
Upon opening said fridge, just at eye level , was a tupperware container of beets, and about half a roast chicken, ass facing out, so I'm looking directly at the 'parsons nose' . Hence:
" Nothing but beets and chicken ass" Said only in jest as disparagement, since there were many things besides these two items.
Actually that fatty part of the chicken, uropygium, is quite tasty, and has been a favorite of mine since I was a child. Beets , I don't especially care for, but I know many people do. So when I thought about it more, I decided that It's all beets and chicken ass is a good thing. Like shitting in tall grass i.e. Life is good. Got it made. So, when you use the new idiom and someone says EWWWWWWWWWWWWW GHA!!!!!!!! YUCH!!!!!!!, just explain to them that where you came from it's meant as a good thing. They will ask where you're from, and wonder why they never heard that expression before.
As a bonus, because I couldn't remember the delicate anatomical term for chicken ass, I did have to google…….one of the results was |this link|
You're welcome.
Free Worm Trading Cards for Worm Week! Does it get better than this?
Awesome. About the only thing I could gross my mom out with were snakes. Couldn't gross out my dad at all. I could gross out my sister with a Ritz cracker.
GOFUNDME :
Some studies suggest that contracting whipworm could reduce the risk of autoimmune diseases-maybe even allergies- later in life.
Get feces infested with whipworms
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PROFIT!!!
Sounds like something we should sell to anti-vaxxers, but my ethics prohibit me.
This is the foundation of Jill Stein's campaign?
She's a parasite?
Some people say?
I guess?
on a good day…
I have a new idiom to share that I invented an hour ago :
Nothing but beets and chicken ass
Originally coined during this conversation.
"Is there anything to eat?"
"Lots in the fridge. Help yourself"
Upon opening said fridge, just at eye level , was a tupperware container of beets, and about half a roast chicken, ass facing out, so I'm looking directly at the 'parsons nose' . Hence:
" Nothing but beets and chicken ass" Said only in jest as disparagement, since there were many things besides these two items.
Actually that fatty part of the chicken, uropygium, is quite tasty, and has been a favorite of mine since I was a child. Beets , I don't especially care for, but I know many people do. So when I thought about it more, I decided that It's all beets and chicken ass is a good thing. Like shitting in tall grass i.e. Life is good. Got it made. So, when you use the new idiom and someone says EWWWWWWWWWWWWW GHA!!!!!!!! YUCH!!!!!!!, just explain to them that where you came from it's meant as a good thing. They will ask where you're from, and wonder why they never heard that expression before.
As a bonus, because I couldn't remember the delicate anatomical term for chicken ass, I did have to google…….one of the results was |this link|
You're welcome.
Excellent. These weren't pickled beets, were they? Asking for a friend.
One obscure one I love is "Like kicking dead whales down the beach", to describe a task that is simultaneously difficult and disgusting:
"Sure, you could write a C compiler in COBOL, but it'd be like kicking dead whales down the beach"
There was a fluid in the container. Don't know what it was.
"Like kicking dead whales down the beach" is good. Did not know it.
We always called it the Pope's Nose, or schiropa, who even knows how to spell an entirely made-up word?
In English? Give up.
Also, thanks, I think I popped a rib laughing so hard at your link.
닭똥집 !
I can say a few phrases in Korean, but I'm a functional illiterate. Picked up some from the two Korean guys in my group in grad school.