In light of your devastating and succinct refutation (above), it's really a shame that you can't be the chief campaign spokesperson, being, as you are, a terrifying monster from the briny deep.
I have calls in, but they haven't gotten back in touch yet. I don't know what they're waiting for, the Cephalopods for Hillary program is all set to launch.
Well, there was that misunderstanding about the Intern's brains, but they weren't using them much anyway.
As to the other thing, that "Intern's brains" kerfuffle would get lost in the news-cycle. Who can even keep track of all the one-day "Campaign Staffer Found Dead With Brain Missing" stories?
"A Google search on [topic] brings [large number] results" is the eye-catching lede they teach at all the finest journalism schools. It shows that the reporter is actually willing to type keystrokes and make mouse clicks in order to fearlessly follow the story wherever it may go.
If you type in "is Hillary Clinton the Antichrist" into Google, you'll get about 374,000 results in .82 seconds. President Obama beats her out at 822,000 results in .34 seconds. By way of comparison, if you ask "is Bush the Antichrist" you get 454,000 results in .43 seconds. Pope Francis draws 425,000 results in .37 seconds on the question.
Already looking forward to seeing her numbers grow when she takes office. Siiiigh…
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I'm not buying any of this.There's no way she could be either of these and still be a Lizard Person.
In light of your devastating and succinct refutation (above), it's really a shame that you can't be the chief campaign spokesperson, being, as you are, a terrifying monster from the briny deep.
I have calls in, but they haven't gotten back in touch yet. I don't know what they're waiting for, the Cephalopods for Hillary program is all set to launch.
Well, there was that misunderstanding about the Intern's brains, but they weren't using them much anyway.
Their loss.
As to the other thing, that "Intern's brains" kerfuffle would get lost in the news-cycle. Who can even keep track of all the one-day "Campaign Staffer Found Dead With Brain Missing" stories?
It's true. People lose their brains all the time, it's just not newsworthy. Just like all those exploding drummers.
"Brain eats soul-destroyer" — now there's a headline!
Maybe on RT. Maybe.
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Sometimes you get the brain. Sometimes the brain gets you.
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"Who's got brains, hmmm? You do. Yes you do!"
Lizard Person is the middle ground between the two.
—-Responsible Centrist.
Poikilotherms for Progress!
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Lizardbertarians
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"A Google search on [topic] brings [large number] results" is the eye-catching lede they teach at all the finest journalism schools. It shows that the reporter is actually willing to type keystrokes and make mouse clicks in order to fearlessly follow the story wherever it may go.
Already looking forward to seeing her numbers grow when she takes office. Siiiigh…
O/T, but so so good:
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30 minutes ago
Greetings, Jude. Do not make thy present situation worse. Take a melancholy tune and improve its quality.
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Auntie! She made the best cookies!
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