He went down to Mexico, bought 30 hookworms and let the larvae infect him.
Mexican worms? He had to go to Mexico to buy worms?!? Hell, take a quick run up to Wasilla and run around barefoot for an hour.
Then the larvae crawl out of the lung through your stomach and into the small intestine — where they bite onto the intestinal wall and start sucking blood — a few drops a day.
That sounds fun.
But then the tide turned. "Suddenly it's like one day, the whole thing reversed."
His hay fever came back. The hair didn't grow anymore.
And having worms in his body wasn't pleasant. At first, he had diarrhea and cramps. That got better. But even months later, he still felt kind of bad.
I think I'll just stick with the seasonal allergies thanks. Nothing personal, Mexican Hookworms.
recommended for those suffering from conditions of a hypersensitive nature such Multiple Chemical Sensitivity (MCS), Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS/M.E.), Eosinophilic Esophagitis (EoE), Mast cell disorders, Fibromyalgia or multiple food intolerance.
You do know that all these disorders are caused by Chemtrails, so Hookworms are a complete waste of money.
|Little Foxes Nice Time|
Back when…. I was gonna be part of the gang that would start the work on Santa Cruz by burning; but it turned into a bad fire year on the mainland and CalFire wouldn't let us do it. Alas.
Uh. NO.
He went down to Mexico, bought 30 hookworms and let the larvae infect him.
Mexican worms? He had to go to Mexico to buy worms?!? Hell, take a quick run up to Wasilla and run around barefoot for an hour.
Then the larvae crawl out of the lung through your stomach and into the small intestine — where they bite onto the intestinal wall and start sucking blood — a few drops a day.
That sounds fun.
But then the tide turned. "Suddenly it's like one day, the whole thing reversed."
His hay fever came back. The hair didn't grow anymore.
And having worms in his body wasn't pleasant. At first, he had diarrhea and cramps. That got better. But even months later, he still felt kind of bad.
I think I'll just stick with the seasonal allergies thanks. Nothing personal, Mexican Hookworms.
Wonder if they were cheaper there.
|25 WORMS – $200 USD An initial dose of 25 worms would be recommended for most as an ideal size to begin with. It is large enough to provide potential benefit whilst also being small enough to avoid any serious discomfort during the first 8 to 12 week side effects period.|
recommended for those suffering from conditions of a hypersensitive nature such Multiple Chemical Sensitivity (MCS), Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS/M.E.), Eosinophilic Esophagitis (EoE), Mast cell disorders, Fibromyalgia or multiple food intolerance.
You do know that all these disorders are caused by Chemtrails, so Hookworms are a complete waste of money.
TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, my sister has a mast cell disorder, AND her birthday is coming up.
|Unrelated anal gland oil thievery via BoingBoing|
HAHAHA
Well, those thieves should be very easy to find. If anyone wants to.
Well, those leeches certainly cured George Washington of his laryngitis. I don't see a downside here.
Dr. Gonzo: We're your friends. We're not like the others.
Raoul Duke: No more of that talk or I'll put the leeches on you.
Also effective for keeping people quiet.
|Little Foxes Nice Time|
Back when…. I was gonna be part of the gang that would start the work on Santa Cruz by burning; but it turned into a bad fire year on the mainland and CalFire wouldn't let us do it. Alas.
Whoa cool.
tigris is kinda dull, but I like those names to at least hint at a description.
Sluggy McSlugface