18 thoughts on ““What the Hell do you have to lose?”

  1. KEILAR: I have to stop you because you said he's going there. He's not, he's in Diamondale, which is 93 percent white. When he was in Milwaukee the other day, it was part of Milwaukee that wasn't dealing — I mean he, it's —

    KINGSTON: Well yeah, but Brianna he went —

    KEILAR: It's almost completely white.

    KINGSTON: I mean, maybe it would have been nice if he went and had a backdrop with a burning car, but the reality is —

    Yes, *there's* how you win those Hearts & Minds, guys! Brilliant.

      1. I liked last cycle better, when Romney tried to rally post-Sandy and gather supplies the Red Cross specifically said not to send. Sandy snowed at him in response.

    1. You still got Wright-Pat and the invention of powered flight by two bicycle mechanics. That's enough for any midwestern city.

      Oh and Boehner: he's one of yours, isn't he?

      1. Well, true. As long as Connecticut and North Carolina stop trying to steal everything.

        Boehner lives closer to Cincinnati so we can pretend he's theirs!

          1. My uncle was……I think it was City Manager… for New Canaan for years. I dis-owned that whole part of the family.

          2. I've only been to CT once, no fucking occurred. Damn it. I did meet the owner of the yacht I delivered though, and he's one of Bill Koch's hired guns. Plenty of people fucked there, I'd imagine.

  2. Well first of all, our internal poll show us doing better than 2 percent

    2.01%. They clearly forgot Dr. Benjamin "Token Basis Point" Carson.

  3. Loving this new GOPer meme of "Whatever bad shit happens while a Democrat is president is the Democrats' fault." Let's turn that around a bit, shall we?

    1. Deadliest (to Americans) war in history happened on Lincoln's watch.
    2. Worst depression in American history happened on Hoover's watch.
    3. Crashes/panics of 1873, 1893, 1913: GOPer ventures every one.
    4. Defeat in Vietnam: Nixon's "presidency."

    Et-fuckin-cetera!

  4. Trump, like Nixon, is a law and order candidate. He also had to leave office in disgrace and get pardoned to avoid jail time for breaking the law.

    So many parallels.

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