Violently loud alcoholic roughnecks whose idea of fun is to throw up on your car. The national
sport is breaking furniture and the average daily consumption of beer in Sydney is ten and three
quarters Imperial gallons for children under the age of nine. "Making a Shambles" is required
study in the primary schools and all Australians are bilingual, speaking both English and Sheep.
Possibly as a result of their country's being upside down, the local dialect has over 400 terms for
vomit. These include "technicolor yawn" "talking to the toilet," "round-trip meal ticket," and
"singing lunch."
Let us pick one up and be bogans no longer.
No wonder you're in France. So much easier to understand the locals there!
AUSTRALIANS
Violently loud alcoholic roughnecks whose idea of fun is to throw up on your car. The national
sport is breaking furniture and the average daily consumption of beer in Sydney is ten and three
quarters Imperial gallons for children under the age of nine. "Making a Shambles" is required
study in the primary schools and all Australians are bilingual, speaking both English and Sheep.
Possibly as a result of their country's being upside down, the local dialect has over 400 terms for
vomit. These include "technicolor yawn" "talking to the toilet," "round-trip meal ticket," and
"singing lunch."
– FOREIGNERS AROUND THE WORLD by O'Rourke, P. J.
He was funny, once.
I know, right? Now he's just a smarmy, entitled prick that's not funny.
One of my college roomates had this issue, along with a boatload of others. The national sport of breaking furniture bit stuck with me. It's a skill.
I had a footlocker filled with them. And Playboys. OK, mostly Playboys, but I subscribed to both.
No National Lampoon? Those were wonderful at the beginning.
Playboy and NatLamp were two I subscribed to, along with Sports Car Graphic, Car and Driver, and Sail.