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  1. OT but holy shit

    HOWARD IN-
    325 PM EDT WED AUG 24 2016

    …TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR KOKOMO…

    …A TORNADO WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 400 PM EDT FOR EASTERN
    HOWARD COUNTY…

    AT 324 PM EDT…A CONFIRMED LARGE AND DESTRUCTIVE TORNADO WAS LOCATED
    OVER KOKOMO…MOVING EAST AT 30 MPH.

    TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR KOKOMO. THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS
    SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW!

    HAZARD…DEADLY TORNADO.

    SOURCE…LAW ENFORCEMENT CONFIRMED TORNADO.

    IMPACT…YOU ARE IN A LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION. FLYING DEBRIS MAY
    BE DEADLY TO THOSE CAUGHT WITHOUT SHELTER. MOBILE HOMES
    WILL BE DESTROYED. CONSIDERABLE DAMAGE TO HOMES…
    BUSINESSES…AND VEHICLES IS LIKELY AND COMPLETE
    DESTRUCTION IS POSSIBLE.

    THE TORNADO WILL BE NEAR…
    GREENTOWN AROUND 340 PM EDT.

    PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS…

    TO REPEAT…A LARGE…EXTREMELY DANGEROUS…AND POTENTIALLY DEADLY
    TORNADO IS ON THE GROUND. TO PROTECT YOUR LIFE…TAKE COVER NOW! MOVE
    TO AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF A STURDY BUILDING. AVOID
    WINDOWS. IF IN A MOBILE HOME…A VEHICLE OR OUTDOORS…MOVE TO THE
    CLOSEST SUBSTANTIAL SHELTER AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM FLYING DEBRIS.

    A LARGE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO IS ON THE GROUND. TAKE
    IMMEDIATE TORNADO PRECAUTIONS. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY SITUATION.

      1. Includes Indianapolis.

        ‏@CBS4Indy

        State Police say people at the Statehouse are being told to shelter in place. #inwx

          1. AT 419 PM EDT…A CONFIRMED LARGE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS
            LOCATED OVER INDIANAPOLIS…MOVING EAST AT 20 MPH. Oh no, not again.

          2. That's about 95 miles west of where I live too. A little too close since it's moving due east.

          3. Thanks. I actually have to be out tonight so hoping for this thing to weaken even more than I usually do.

          4. 9:28 PM EDT – there's still a severe storm /rotation/ tornado warning north of you in Alexandria, Madison County, moving ESE at 35 mph. Right now it looks like it's losing coherence but still severe.

            They confirmed an EF-3 in Kokomo, that's 165 mph winds and better, and at least one EF-1. It looks like this system's dropped tornadoes all through the area -and it's not done yet.

            Channel 13's showing storm videos, and the aftermath. It's really bad.

  2. Trump/Pence going to go to IN to take advantage of the storms. I know Pence is IN governor but both are going instead of just him for obvious political reasons.

    1. AT 632 PM EDT…A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A
      TORNADO WAS LOCATED 10 MILES WEST OF KOKOMO…MOVING EAST AT 30
      MPH.

      and a third may be coming, wtf is this even

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