Tabasco sells their sauce in a variety of sizes. 1250 2 fl oz bottles isn't enough to fill a bathtub (~20 gal US). The next size up is 5 fl oz, which is about right (~50 gal US). These bottles can be had on Amazon for $8 a pop. So we're talking $10,000, which can be enough for a new car.
Or, again, tomato soup, diluted to a consistency that (a Briton would think) hot sauce should look like.
Also makes your dick small.
Here's hoping every prospective employer he has finds that video
At least you know he's game, if also dumb as fuck.
"1250 bottles of hot sauce?" That's the price of a good used car, or it's a decidedly crappy* sauce.
Also, I believe the sensitive bits in the "swimsuit area" would distract him from anything going on with his face.
*Suspiciously thick as well. I'm thinking tomato soup.
Tabasco sells their sauce in a variety of sizes. 1250 2 fl oz bottles isn't enough to fill a bathtub (~20 gal US). The next size up is 5 fl oz, which is about right (~50 gal US). These bottles can be had on Amazon for $8 a pop. So we're talking $10,000, which can be enough for a new car.
Or, again, tomato soup, diluted to a consistency that (a Briton would think) hot sauce should look like.
Sounds like the kinda guy who plays Russian roulette with an automatic.