1) Repeatedly refers to President Enrique Pena Nieto as "Henry Neato".
2) Expresses surprise that Mexican women don't all have Frida Kahlo eyebrows
3) Tries to order a Taco Bowl: says that his Puerto Rican Hispanics make "the best ones".
4) Forgives Mexico for Carlos Santana's capture of the Alamo.
5) Says that Mexicans should all be proud of their Incan heritage.
6) _______________________________________
6. Asks Mexican citizens to vote for Trump.
7. Announces plans to develop a new hotel in Cancun: says he'll do for Mexico what he did for Atlantic City.
so even children are bashing Trump.
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(This will never get old)
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1) Repeatedly refers to President Enrique Pena Nieto as "Henry Neato".
2) Expresses surprise that Mexican women don't all have Frida Kahlo eyebrows
3) Tries to order a Taco Bowl: says that his Puerto Rican Hispanics make "the best ones".
4) Forgives Mexico for Carlos Santana's capture of the Alamo.
5) Says that Mexicans should all be proud of their Incan heritage.
6) _______________________________________
6. Refuses to shake hands with anybody because, you know: Mexico.
7. Refuses to eat or drink anything because, you know: Montezuma's revenge.
6. Asks Mexican citizens to vote for Trump.
7. Announces plans to develop a new hotel in Cancun: says he'll do for Mexico what he did for Atlantic City.
I'm in love with your #7. Do you sell a t shirt?
Edit: passed that along to Kid Glass who replied "Tell me that is a joke". That's how good it was.
I think he heard there was a job opening for head of the Sinaloan Drug Cartel
"A fish dies by his own mouth", and other hits:
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/08/31…
There must be a corollary to Godwin's Law pertaining to Kafka comparisons.
Also too: http://m.dailykos.com/stories/1565494
Stills coming in from Mexico
tRump
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Peña Nieto
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not convinced. Show me any self-respecting mushroom that would grow on Trump