Trump Is Sure Hillary ‘Used Chemicals’ To Delete Her Emails

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  1. While screeching, "Out, damned email! Out, I say!—One, two. Why, then, ’tis time to do ’t. Hell is murky!—Fie, my lord, fie! A soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account?—Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him."

  2. Oh, good Lord. Was there no techie in all of Washington State, home to Microsoft, who could have explained that good disk hygiene includes using a comprehensive drive wiper?

    "No, because none of us were willing to get within a five-mile radius of Donald Trump!"

    – Techies

  3. Hillary and Huma were doing each others' nails one night when a bottle of acetone accidentally got spilled onto the email server.

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