24 thoughts on “They’re always after me Lucky Mubobobo Charm!”
Enock Mpofu (87) from Fort Rixon got charms from a friend that were supposedly meant to boost his luck during card games. However, the charms turned out to be mubobobo, a remote sex muthi. He noticed that something was wrong when the juju only worked on women he did not have an interest in.
Born under a bad sign
I've been down since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad sex
you know I'd have no sex at all
Enock Mpofu (87) from Fort Rixon got charms from a friend that were supposedly meant to boost his luck during card games. However, the charms turned out to be mubobobo, a remote sex muthi. He noticed that something was wrong when the juju only worked on women he did not have an interest in.
Born under a bad sign
I've been down since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad sex
you know I'd have no sex at all
[ sobs ]
So, how's this all work? You can tell us.
[ still sobbing ]
There, there.
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|If Chrissie tells me to……|
| Somebody's Cryin' |
|Not Big Maybelle|
[ did not know this. Not bad. ]
Wow, she's great!
| Can't cry anymore. |
There's no need to cry…
https://youtu.be/vyp0TG5ryeY
| …the tears of a clown. |
Moar buzzards!
Fuck you, Capistrano!
Oooooooooooooo
I don't remember that one, only [? and the Mysterians…]
I remember bad sex.
It was magnificent…
"As far as empty experiences go, it's one of the best"
-Woody Allen
Enock dude, gotta remember to use licensed shaman.
<img src="https://roc.az.gov/sites/default/files/images/licensed-unlicensed.jpg" width="400" height="400">
Oh, and those discount Lucky Charm SPAM emails are highly untrustworthy too.
Don't ask.
[ dern brb………thnks ]
There's a UK band called The Rainband , who do a song called "Storm". But I didn't care for it so didn't link.
Thanks, it's the thought that counts. Coastal VA, lower Bay and Eastern Shore are all under Tropical Storm Warning now:
<img src="http://forecast.weather.gov/wwamap/png/lwx.png">
Just predicting | the usual wind and rain and flooding | up here now. She's set to stall out just off the Jersey coast and if she goes retrograde inland all bets are off.
Please. When has that ever happened before? 😉
Eh, just that once…
Not to worry- that time was an election year, and…oh, wait.