Yes, the fainting is all because of her unspecified "health problems" and not JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT WAS HOT OUTSIDE WHY IN GOD'S NAME DID I CHOOSE YESTERDAY TO WORK ON MY CAR AND WHY DOES MY NECK REFUSE TO TURN TODAY!?!?!
(It was a lovely breeze coming off the water at the docks where I was responsibly disposing of my used oil, though.)
Freak out about Hillary's health if you want, but I find it hard to believe that there are many voters out there who would say to themselves, "Hmm, Hillary seems sick, so I guess I'll vote for the Nazi instead."
Prepeach!
Hillary will be fine with a little rest. The Donald, OTOH, can't fix his bad combination of stupid and crazy…
This'll be used for the rest of the election. She's still better than Trump but I just have to hope the middle agrees.
Maybe somebody just told her a really funny Trump joke?
Yes, the fainting is all because of her unspecified "health problems" and not JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT WAS HOT OUTSIDE WHY IN GOD'S NAME DID I CHOOSE YESTERDAY TO WORK ON MY CAR AND WHY DOES MY NECK REFUSE TO TURN TODAY!?!?!
(It was a lovely breeze coming off the water at the docks where I was responsibly disposing of my used oil, though.)
I didn't just read that part about your oil
I wasn't being sarcastic:
http://www.menv.com/pages/recycling/usedoil.html
But if it helps you sleep at night I can instead tell you I found the biggest, shiniest boat I could and poured all 3 quarts all over it.
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Meanwhile, the Queen isn't late because they stopped the clock!
Clinton's doctor says she has pneumonia, and just needs to rest for a while. She should be fine.
Andy Borowitz:
Freak out about Hillary's health if you want, but I find it hard to believe that there are many voters out there who would say to themselves, "Hmm, Hillary seems sick, so I guess I'll vote for the Nazi instead."