18 thoughts on “Terror Found

        1. Needs work:

          In Boaty McBoatface I read porn
          (To me) heave away, haul away
          In Boaty McBoatface round Cape Horn
          We'll sail on Boaty McBoatface

          Haul away you rolling kings
          To me heave away, haul away
          Haul away, you'll hear me sing
          We'll sail on Boaty McBoatface

          As I walked out one morning fair
          'Twas there I met Miss Nancy Blair

          I shook her up and I shook her down
          I shook her round and round the town

          I run her all night and I run her all day
          And I run her until we sailed away

          There ain't but one thing grieves me mind
          To leave Miss Nancy Blair behind

          And as we wallop around Cape Horn
          You'll wish to God you'd never been born

          On Boaty McBoatface we'll all land
          She rocks and heaves and bruises our glands

          I wish I did on Boaty stand
          With a bottle of whiskey in my hand

  1. I never quite understood why they always tried to sail the Northwest Passage. It made a lot more sense to get out and walk the shoreline instead. But then they wouldn't be sailors anymore, I suppose.

          1. My Blackfoot ancestors no doubt had nasty things to say about those guys. Unless they were gettin' some, anyway.

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