Goings is working with state officials to find a more permanent solution. The team is considering using bar codes and attaching tracking devices to the coffins.
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows the Government's Bar-Coded your coffin.
You won't need a cab to find a priest
Maybe you should find a place to stay
Some place where they never change the sheets
And you just float around N'awlins all day
A writer born in Florida, MO, had some thoughts on long-term planning for the Father of Waters:
One who knows the Mississippi will promptly aver — not aloud, but to himself — that ten thousand River Commissions, with the mines of the world at their back, cannot tame that lawless stream, cannot curb it or confine it, cannot say to it, Go here, or Go there, and make it obey; cannot save a shore which it has sentenced; cannot bar its path with an obstruction which it will not tear down, dance over, and laugh at.
It got blowed up real good a couple of times, but each time the aqueduct has been rebuilt bigger and stronger. It's pretty damned discouraging watching our trees die so folks down south can fill their pools and wash their cars.
Goings is working with state officials to find a more permanent solution. The team is considering using bar codes and attaching tracking devices to the coffins.
RFIDead?
I thought that bar codes were the work of the Devil. Would marking coffins with them send the deceased to hell?
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows the Government's Bar-Coded your coffin.
Only if they're goats…
https://youtu.be/zzKUzRJUzQ0
Wake up sheeple!
| Where they go Dancin' with Mr. D. |
When the dead are trying to get out of there, it makes you wonder why the living are interested in staying.
BUILD THE DANG FENCE
I guess it's one of those things
You can never explain
Like when an angel cries
Like runaway coffins
You won't need a cab to find a priest
Maybe you should find a place to stay
Some place where they never change the sheets
And you just float around N'awlins all day
"because my coffin could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me"
A writer born in Florida, MO, had some thoughts on long-term planning for the Father of Waters:
Here in California, they obviously proved that guy wrong. Here's a picture of my river in a tube:
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Tube river, longer than a mile
I'm crossing you in style some day
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker
Wherever you're goin', I'm goin' your way
Proved Twain wrong, for the moment. Things change. Geography is destiny.
It got blowed up real good a couple of times, but each time the aqueduct has been rebuilt bigger and stronger. It's pretty damned discouraging watching our trees die so folks down south can fill their pools and wash their cars.
Our trees in San Diego are doing great, thanks!
[He's dead, Jim…]