14 thoughts on “Bombshell new report reveals Donald Trump’s company violated US trade embargo with Castro’s Cuba”
Documents show that the Trump company spent a minimum of $68,000 for its 1998 foray into Cuba at a time when the corporate expenditure of even a penny in the Caribbean country was prohibited without U.S. government approval. But the company did not spend the money directly. Instead, with Trump’s knowledge, executives funneled the cash for the Cuba trip through an American consulting firm called Seven Arrows Investment and Development Corporation. Once the business consultants traveled to the island and incurred the expenses for the venture, Seven Arrows instructed senior officers with Trump’s company—then called Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts—how to make it appear legal by linking it after-the-fact to a charitable effort.
AND he used his phony-ass charity* to do it?!! He really, truly should be behind bars. That he's instead running for the highest office in the land is a joke. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
* OK, the article does clarify somewhat further down that in fact a Catholic charity was used as the front. Not sure if this is better or worse.
He probably hasn't smuggled tactical nuclear weapons into the Middle East. If he had 'em, he would have used 'em himself, because zero self-control and a desire to punish brown people.
Also, he probably hasn't gotten high on bath salts and then tried to rob a KFC nude. AS FAR AS WE KNOW.
Yes, I feel we can rule both those out. He Has People to send out for all his naked drug-addled robbery needs, and no one on earth would trust Trump with nuclear weapons. Well, with the exception of 45% of the U.S.'s registered Republicans, that is.
There are those persistent rumors of kidnap, forced surgery and black market organ sales, cannibalism and bulk purchase of illegal hand enlargement drugs, though, and eventually he'll have to answer to those.
It's a grim state of affairs when the addiction gets that far.
It's likely that the reason Trump flails his hands around so wildly is to relieve the overwhelming interstitial pressure caused by the illegal hand enlargement drugs he imports in bulk from those black site compounding pharmacies in China.
You know, I've seen this hand enlargement drug thing several times on the Internet. There must be something to it, don't you think?
Well, obviously, for influential highbrow intellectuals like us, it would be rather irresponsible not to speculate wildly.
That is true, and somebody has to perpetuate these rumors. If we don't there's no assurance they'll be creatively crafted, well written and based on sound science.
It's a high bar, but I have faith that this team can meet it.
AND he used his phony-ass charity* to do it?!! He really, truly should be behind bars. That he's instead running for the highest office in the land is a joke. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
* OK, the article does clarify somewhat further down that in fact a Catholic charity was used as the front. Not sure if this is better or worse.
Dagnabit, I've been mod'ed again. Comment in the penalty box. High stick infraction.
Perhaps, at this juncture, it would be more efficacious to list the nefarious and evil activities that Trump hasn't been involved in.
Uh…
Anyone?
He probably hasn't smuggled tactical nuclear weapons into the Middle East. If he had 'em, he would have used 'em himself, because zero self-control and a desire to punish brown people.
Also, he probably hasn't gotten high on bath salts and then tried to rob a KFC nude. AS FAR AS WE KNOW.
Yes, I feel we can rule both those out. He Has People to send out for all his naked drug-addled robbery needs, and no one on earth would trust Trump with nuclear weapons. Well, with the exception of 45% of the U.S.'s registered Republicans, that is.
There are those persistent rumors of kidnap, forced surgery and black market organ sales, cannibalism and bulk purchase of illegal hand enlargement drugs, though, and eventually he'll have to answer to those.
Yes, I've read on the Internet somewhere about his addiction to hand enlargement drugs. You've gotta be careful with those. Abuse can lead to embarrassing side effects:
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It's a grim state of affairs when the addiction gets that far.
It's likely that the reason Trump flails his hands around so wildly is to relieve the overwhelming interstitial pressure caused by the illegal hand enlargement drugs he imports in bulk from those black site compounding pharmacies in China.
You know, I've seen this hand enlargement drug thing several times on the Internet. There must be something to it, don't you think?
Well, obviously, for influential highbrow intellectuals like us, it would be rather irresponsible not to speculate wildly.
That is true, and somebody has to perpetuate these rumors. If we don't there's no assurance they'll be creatively crafted, well written and based on sound science.
It's a high bar, but I have faith that this team can meet it.
I have seen on the internet where tRump has also had surgery to implant goat testicles into his scrotum. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Brinkley
Appalling.
Well, I'm sure there was plenty of room.
Also, while researching the possible connection between bathtubs and coffins [ It was for a project!! Really, you don't wanna know ] I came across this. Minoans really into octopuses.
<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Minoische_Meeresstil-Larnax_1.jpg" width="400" height="400">
In his house in the Aegean, dead Cthulhu lies bathing
Good morning, Florida!