True story, when Kid Glass was born, a woman came around to the missus and asked if she'd like Kid's picture taken. The missus said "We're good, dad got some great shots". The woman replied, "…but these would be done by a professional!". The missus replied "That's OK, his dad was a professional photographer too". The woman said, "what studio, may I ask?" and at that point, the missus said she showed the woman her Mr Digit Hand Puppet…
When I related this story to a friend right after it happens, she said "you know how they get newborns to open their eyes for the picture? They smack both sides of the bassinet! The person who photographed my newborn daughter told me this, and also '…and sometimes when you do it, they'll sit up!''
OBSTETRICIAN: Show it to the mother. That's enough.
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Aw get it, would you Diedre?
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…but it's the same with us.
what do you mean?
Well, we have two children, and we've had sex twice!
So that's why I have none babbies?
True story, when Kid Glass was born, a woman came around to the missus and asked if she'd like Kid's picture taken. The missus said "We're good, dad got some great shots". The woman replied, "…but these would be done by a professional!". The missus replied "That's OK, his dad was a professional photographer too". The woman said, "what studio, may I ask?" and at that point, the missus said she showed the woman her Mr Digit Hand Puppet…
Why do you hate capitalism and want to punish success?
When I related this story to a friend right after it happens, she said "you know how they get newborns to open their eyes for the picture? They smack both sides of the bassinet! The person who photographed my newborn daughter told me this, and also '…and sometimes when you do it, they'll sit up!''