At 4:45 PM PST as I watch live images of Trump presiding at a seminar of women who have accused Bill Clinton of sexual stuff, I think we're in some strange new universe where force does not equal mass times acceleration.
OK, serious question for you all that smokey and I have been pondering: What could Trump say (not do, but say) that would cause him to lose a majority of his supporters? And by supporters, I mean the people who voted for him in the primaries. Not sitting or retired Congress critters, etc. The Average Joe-Trumpster-Fire.
It wouldn't matter if he denigrated any racial, ethnic, or religious minority. He's already done that. Most of his followers would agree with him if he called every n—–, sp–, ki–, etc. It wouldn't matter.
So we came up a theory: Either he has to promise, upon election, to give the eastern half of the country to the Russians and the western half to the Chinese and tell everyone they will be their slaves, "the best slaves," or, he has to announce he will outlaw ranch dressing. Thoughts?
I'm quite serious. I've been drinking thinking about this for hours and I can't come up with anything else.
If we're talking closet MRA cases like Scott Adams here, who still thinks Trump has a 98% chance of winning, that's a tall order. Trump would have to say he's undergoing gender reassignment surgery to understand things from the other side, and take a vow of poverty.
Tell them that for his mass deportation scheme to work, all American Citizens will have to be issued a Federal I.D. They'll be asked for this every time they interact with any level of Government: Police stops, voting, benefits, licences, firearms purchases. It'll be a smart, programmable chip card, with all the data that proves Joe & Jane Trump Supporter are American Citizens – SS#, fingerprints, address, employment history, etc. Like a TWIC card. They'll have to have it on their person all the time, or have ready access to it. Police at traffic stops and checkpoints will essentially be asking for "your papers, please."
Because – logistically – that is the only way it could possibly work. "Undocumented" people can have drivers licences, union cards, student id's but they can't get this. American Citizens will need to prove they are American Citizens. all the time. Trump is suggesting a radically different society than anything the US has ever seen.
Can you imagine the outrage on these chubby white fuckers if they knew this was in store? They're perfectly happy if the inconvenience and the loss of rights and the hammer of the Law comes down on Those People, but, not Them.
Right Wing paranoia about Federal I.D's has been irrationally off the charts for as long as I can remember. Usually during Democratic administrations, though.
Oooh, that's really very good. That could do it. I forgot to mention, one of the other ideas was giving the southwest back to Mexico, but I decided that people from Ohio, Indiana, etc. would still vote for him and probably most of the Hispanic people of those states would be for that, also, too.
I can't believe that we're starting off an interview for the most important and consequential position in human history with a question about unwanted groping. It's like some disgusting French Absurdist play.
I saw on the twitters, after many Rethugs grasped their pearls and said, "I have daughters and a wife!1!!!11!" they'd finally had enough. Someone wrote something like, Do none of you know any Muslims? Any immigrants?
Wow, the woman who wrote Bird by Bird? One of the most patient people on planet? This is basically like Buddha and Jesus saying, "Dude, you got issues."
Most people pissing and moaning about the ACA's increased premiums had and have no idea that their bullshit "coverage" would never have actually covered anything had they gone to the doctor or the hospital.
The ACA *is* the free-market compromise! Obama couldn't do single payer because the entire health care industry in the US would have collapsed. More people should know this, but, FOX News.
Ya know, I think I figured what Drumpf could say that would turn his supporters off: "I promise I will root out, arrest, and disarm all white militias from Maine to Washington, from Arizona to Florida, from West Virginie to Virginie, from Tennessee to Kentucky, from Ohio to Ohio…"
I forgot to mention the Carolinas, Mississippi, Alabama, Louiisiana, Texas, Arkansas, Missouri, Wyoming, Montana, etc. Sorry, but sometimes people don't listen unless you mention their state by name.
Apologies to Alfred, but I flash on the beginning of the old TV show when T. paces slowly back and forth.
[ noted that Hitch was creepy with women also ]
How is it that people don't recognize what a used car salesman bullshit artist this guy is. There is literally no substance behind any of his claims. Nothing. Zero. Nada.
Trump, Patton would not be rolling in his grave. He fought in WWI and saw what stalemate led to, which is why he tore through Europe w/o stopping in WWII
It's amusing how when he's talking she shrewdly sits where the cameras can show her patiently listening. when she's talking he paces, which looks juvenile and pugilistic and also distracting.
“A minute later, Three White Cartoon Clowns chopped off each other's limbs to the accompaniment of immense incoming tides of laughter. Two minutes more and the room whipped out of town to the jet cars wildly circling an arena, bashing and backing up and bashing each other again. Montag saw a number of bodies fly in the air. "Millie, did you see that?" "I saw it, I saw it!"
I think Trump came off as particularly deranged tonight, pacing the stage, shouting and absolutely incoherent during a foreign policy question. Any Media pundit who thinks otherwise is a total wanker.
Twitter:
Gabrielle Giffords @GabbyGiffords 18m18 minutes ago
Speaking is difficult for me. But come January, I want to say these two words: “Madam President.” #debate
This is where grading on a curve is coming into effect. "He was absolutely terrible, but he didn't physically assault her, so I thought he did a good job."
Twitter:
Sally KohnVerified account
@sallykohn
Are we seriously having a debate in St. Louis without a SINGLE QUESTION about racial bias, policing and #BlackLivesMatter?!?!?!?
Setting it up a little early in case dog walking lasts longer than expected.
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Release the dragons!
Here we can cue this up to run on endless loop during the debate: http://www.thesickbagsong.com
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At 4:45 PM PST as I watch live images of Trump presiding at a seminar of women who have accused Bill Clinton of sexual stuff, I think we're in some strange new universe where force does not equal mass times acceleration.
[Yep.]
Trumpocalypse Now
Hairpiece Poseur and the Chamber of Sickness
Hairpiece Poseur and | The Philosopher's Song |
Hairpiece Poseur and the Gropelet of Ire
OK, serious question for you all that smokey and I have been pondering: What could Trump say (not do, but say) that would cause him to lose a majority of his supporters? And by supporters, I mean the people who voted for him in the primaries. Not sitting or retired Congress critters, etc. The Average Joe-Trumpster-Fire.
It wouldn't matter if he denigrated any racial, ethnic, or religious minority. He's already done that. Most of his followers would agree with him if he called every n—–, sp–, ki–, etc. It wouldn't matter.
So we came up a theory: Either he has to promise, upon election, to give the eastern half of the country to the Russians and the western half to the Chinese and tell everyone they will be their slaves, "the best slaves," or, he has to announce he will outlaw ranch dressing. Thoughts?
I'm quite serious. I've been
drinkingthinking about this for hours and I can't come up with anything else.How about: "I cannot live with the shame of recent revelations and resign from my candidacy."?
Nope. They'd still vote for him. I'm guessing he's on the ballot in most of these 58 states.
If we're talking closet MRA cases like Scott Adams here, who still thinks Trump has a 98% chance of winning, that's a tall order. Trump would have to say he's undergoing gender reassignment surgery to understand things from the other side, and take a vow of poverty.
I'm thinking an actual sincere apology would do it.
Finally admitting that he has, in fact, no testicles.
|Does singing count. I think him doing an imitation of this would do it. Plus fun to imagine in any case|
Maybe you're just not drinking enough and/or eating enough mushrooms. Don't blame Trump for the limitations of your imagination!
Tell them that for his mass deportation scheme to work, all American Citizens will have to be issued a Federal I.D. They'll be asked for this every time they interact with any level of Government: Police stops, voting, benefits, licences, firearms purchases. It'll be a smart, programmable chip card, with all the data that proves Joe & Jane Trump Supporter are American Citizens – SS#, fingerprints, address, employment history, etc. Like a TWIC card. They'll have to have it on their person all the time, or have ready access to it. Police at traffic stops and checkpoints will essentially be asking for "your papers, please."
Because – logistically – that is the only way it could possibly work. "Undocumented" people can have drivers licences, union cards, student id's but they can't get this. American Citizens will need to prove they are American Citizens. all the time. Trump is suggesting a radically different society than anything the US has ever seen.
Can you imagine the outrage on these chubby white fuckers if they knew this was in store? They're perfectly happy if the inconvenience and the loss of rights and the hammer of the Law comes down on Those People, but, not Them.
Right Wing paranoia about Federal I.D's has been irrationally off the charts for as long as I can remember. Usually during Democratic administrations, though.
Oooh, that's really very good. That could do it. I forgot to mention, one of the other ideas was giving the southwest back to Mexico, but I decided that people from Ohio, Indiana, etc. would still vote for him and probably most of the Hispanic people of those states would be for that, also, too.
They just like that he purses his mouth up like a butt hole.
Thanks! I just vomited.
Join the crowd.
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I was gonna go with "Dumpster of Fire," but I like yours better.
That's a good one, too. I like the imagery it evokes.
DRINK!
Do I really want to watch this political equivalent of a Crush Video? It's been a pretty good day, so far.
Mr. Sniffles!
MR. MICROPHONE STRIKES AGAIN!
You have no idea how sensitive Mr Trump is. Please RESPECT his DELICATE FEELINGS
*sniiiiiffffff* (is he doing lines in his head?)
I knew a guy who, when he was nervous in public speaking, would smack his lips. He didn't do blow.
I can't believe that we're starting off an interview for the most important and consequential position in human history with a question about unwanted groping. It's like some disgusting French Absurdist play.
Do not adjust your set. Just turn the fucking thing off.
great again safe again great again wealthy again
[catch phrase] [catch phrase] [nebulous pledge] [vacuous statement] [empty promise]
Drumpf sooo wants to leave right now.
Hillz gon' cut a bitch!
Those Chinese black market hand enlargement drugs that Trump is (allegedly) addicted to really are taking their toll, aren't they?
In fairness to Mr Trump, he thought the Austin Powers films were based on fact.
His jacket's sleeves are too long. Does he have Manute Bol's tailor?
There's a name I haven't heard in a while. Dunk!
I love Hillz not even looking at him right now.
Have I missed anything good?
No. Well, the comments here are pretty good.
Words. The best words.
All the classiest ones.
Only if you wanted to watch the Jays-Rangers game.
RIGGED!!!
RIGGED!
I hope that Hillary is protecting her nether regions.
Trump really is going to dive right into the Bill Clinton attack angle. Jaw-droppingly awful and stupid.
Americans deserve a better debate than this.
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*oukes*
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Get the flies outta there!
You started the clapping, Trumpsters!
I saw on the twitters, after many Rethugs grasped their pearls and said, "I have daughters and a wife!1!!!11!" they'd finally had enough. Someone wrote something like, Do none of you know any Muslims? Any immigrants?
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He's still trying to blame Birtherism on – Sidney Blumenthal?
Oh For Fuck's Sake.
I can hear the tone of his voice from downstairs, but not the words. What's the over/under on when he blows his cool?
I give it 5 more minutes. Maybe 6.
Acid-wash? You have to explain those button-fly jeans, young lady!!!
Trump is like a random 4chan message board insult generator.
It's been about 20 minutes. Those last 5 lines of coke are starting to wear off.
Gish Gallop!
ACID WASH!!!!!!
Twitter:
ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT
We are all very worried about Mr. Trump.
Did someone suddenly change the channel to Fox and Friends?
Wtf is he doing there? Go back to your chair, fucker!
That was creepy. Stay behind the yellow line, Donald.
The debate is on KJZZ instead of the blues show. I can't deal.
my advice to you, is to
startcontinue to drink heavily.You… you killed the Blues Show!
YOU BASTARDS
Bob'll be back next week! (I know..)
Michael Cohen @speechboy71
This is a full and complete meltdown for Trump. Also a complete degradation of our political system
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Yeah, pretty much.
Wow, the woman who wrote Bird by Bird? One of the most patient people on planet? This is basically like Buddha and Jesus saying, "Dude, you got issues."
IK,R? lol
Wonkette's beloved Snippy on Twitter:
snipy @snipy 11s12 seconds ago
trump getting in her personal space is creepy even for trump
Basically Trump is making a case for single payer and he doesn't realize it.
excellent
Donald! Stop crowding her! Get back behind the yellow line!
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Most people pissing and moaning about the ACA's increased premiums had and have no idea that their bullshit "coverage" would never have actually covered anything had they gone to the doctor or the hospital.
The ACA *is* the free-market compromise! Obama couldn't do single payer because the entire health care industry in the US would have collapsed. More people should know this, but, FOX News.
Single payer
Canada! Eh?
Eh!
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Muslims come in. Muslims go out. Never a miscommunication.
You can't explain it.
Oh that's rich. "They have to come in and report the problems when they see them." lololol. That's worth a week's worth of mockery.
| Hello, fellow Muslims! |
RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM!
No, no, he said "Tara." Get Scarlett O'Hara on the phone!
SAY THE NAME!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc
I think I see his problem. He's a mouth-breather whose voice coach told to breathe through his nose. How do you mic a guy like3 that?
Beetlejuice!
ANSWER THE QUESTION
Trojan Horse! Caliphate!
Thermopylae?
Donald sounds incredibly paranoid. One of those side effects some people have reported.
People are saying things. I've been hearing things.
The hallucinations will be coming soon.
My first act will be to appoint a Secretary of Invisible Friends and Foes.
"This is Windopane, Secretary of the Interior."
"Talk to me behind your eyes."
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I love the creepy body language, there's so much anger and petulance on display even when he's not talking.
I'm in my office, but I can hear it on TV. It's bad enough.
I'm safely in my fort, but the missus will come for the sofa cushions soon enough.
“This answer is 30% sniffing”
Doesn't anyone understand what Politicians actually do?
Finally, we're talking about Russian election disruption.
Ya know, I think I figured what Drumpf could say that would turn his supporters off: "I promise I will root out, arrest, and disarm all white militias from Maine to Washington, from Arizona to Florida, from West Virginie to Virginie, from Tennessee to Kentucky, from Ohio to Ohio…"
I will issue an executive order to dismantle the 2nd amendment, and appoint Supreme Court justices towards that end.
That would do it.
Yeah, that would do it.
I forgot to mention the Carolinas, Mississippi, Alabama, Louiisiana, Texas, Arkansas, Missouri, Wyoming, Montana, etc. Sorry, but sometimes people don't listen unless you mention their state by name.
"Muslims have to do better. Everyone else, not necessarily"
Apologies to Alfred, but I flash on the beginning of the old TV show when T. paces slowly back and forth.
[ noted that Hitch was creepy with women also ]
I am saddened that the old post office on Pennsylvania Ave. has been Trumpified.
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I know your sheet. You're full of sheet.
BIGLY!
Is it me, or does the split-screen of Hillz look like she's tolerating a toddler while Drumpf talks?
That's what I was thinking.
How is it that people don't recognize what a used car salesman bullshit artist this guy is. There is literally no substance behind any of his claims. Nothing. Zero. Nada.
I have a feeling they do recognize it. A lot of them. But it doesn't matter to them.
He started off so faux-humbled. Lasted roughly 4 minutes..
About hoe long I thought it would.
@RonanFarrow Donald Trump is a human Samsung Galaxy Note 7
Donald, you ignorant slut.
CHIP! Does Hillz have to rattle off everything's she's done? I'm glad she's doing so in any case..
"She talks about health care, why doesn't she do anything about it?"
SHE'S BEEN DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT FOR 25 PLUS YEARS MOTHER FUCKER
One Senator can actually pass legislation? Donald has absolutely no idea how the United States government actually works.
Don't stop him, he's on a roll.
That's the special "King Senator" which is appointed once a week for exactly 15 seconds.
One Senator who is YUUUGE.
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I have absolutely no idea just what kind of point Trump is trying to make. I don't under stand any of his run-on sentences.
Wat? He's saying that because Ghadaffi is gone and Libya is not a stable nation, Hillary is Baaaad?
Also, WTF, he said that she was sneaking into the White House and secretly advising Obama?
Martha Raddatz has had enough of your fucking bullshit.
Twitter:
shonda rhimes @shondarhimes 2m2 minutes ago
And…@MarthaRaddatz FOR THE WIN!!
Anderson Cooper is way over his head in this one. It's embarrassing.
She wasn't there, but still………..
Mr. Drumpf, let me repeat the question. HAH!
Martha is my new spirit animal.
Disaster! DRINK
Donald, you wouldn't know a genuine foreign policy if it bit you right on your bulbous ass
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Yes.
@JustinWolfers Our next question comes from Vladimir Putin…
That's beautiful.
T – "We have to worry"
I am !!!
You know what General Curtis LeMay would do?
What would General Mills do?!
Party down with Col. Sanders?
Ground Control to Major Tom…
Delegate to Capt'n Crunch?
Colonel Angus!
Trump, Patton would not be rolling in his grave. He fought in WWI and saw what stalemate led to, which is why he tore through Europe w/o stopping in WWII
Donald Strangelove
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I forgot this was a town hall.
Who could possibly be "Undecided" at this point? Why are they allowed access to the candidates?
Target Big Daddy?
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R.F.!!
I love how intimidated Trump seems. It's hilarious.
If the basket fits, Donald – wear it.
Dude automatically lives in an urban area because he's blah.
I like it when Trump, a walking bag of lies, accuses other people of lying.
I love when he tries to pronounce 'Latino' properly.
Donald, this is why it's smart to prepare for debates.
my ass!
(slang, vulgar) Indicates disapproval, disagreement, or disbelief, often with a tone of disregard, disdain, or disgust.
Donald has his hands folded above his crotch. Worried?
…so he should know!
"I know lies when I say, er, see them!"
No one knows lies better than me. Except maybe my wife. The both of us. We're the best at finding lies."
A bit old, but stupid-head mentioned Patton and MacArthur spinning in their "grave." As in, singular. Patton is buried in Germany: http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&…
MacArthur in Virginia: http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&…
Command-a-Fact rates this statement as "Rats Sinking the Ship."
Hatred in her heart? Fuck me, what a vile shitsack.
What… what the… the fuck… even… uh..
BENGHAZI!!!111!!!!
But that trick NEVER works!
LOOK OVER THERE SHINY BENGHAZI
Okay Hillary, so there are a Few exceptions to T. presidenting for everybody. Don't nit-pick.
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"I won't even mention the thing I just mentioned!"
Smack him down, Martha!
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Blumenthal !!
IYKWIMAITYD
SCOTUS!!
Kick some ass .
"I've picked 20 of them. Melania is one."
"I have Justice Scalia's nose and I'm going to clone it!"
"I've chosen the best future justices that money can buy!"
Scalia is dead?
Still.
Is 20 more than 9 ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6OaYPVueW4
It's amusing how when he's talking she shrewdly sits where the cameras can show her patiently listening. when she's talking he paces, which looks juvenile and pugilistic and also distracting.
I have the best judges. I've judged them myself. They're beautiful: http://theslot.jezebel.com/new-audio-emerges-of-t…
What the fuck is Donald talking about now? I can't handle these sudden lane changes, man.
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"Who am I? Why am I here?"
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re-jiggering? (did he mean jerry rigged or n-rigged?)
"Jig-rigged". It's a New York-ism.
Energy is under siege? Every leading statement Trump's made has been a deliberate lie.
Build a wall around our energy!
Who's going to pay for that wall?
the solar companies, that's who!
The Dinosaurs!
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Drumpf is nothing but red meat.
The kind of red meat that's on special on Saturday.
Debate between Hillary and a pile of Trump Steaks.
It's the display red meat cuts that are made out of plastic by those Japanese companies that make the plastic sushi.
It looks marvelous.
You know what's putting Coal out of business? Natural gas.
ENERGY IS UNDER SIEGE.
The US Steel industry is not coming back. That is a lie.
Clean coal OMFG!!
"Well, that was..uh… very interesting."
Yes, Drumpf is buying Chinese steel and, no, the US Steel workers are not happy about it:, please read http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/politics/41…
HIT HIM WITH A CHAIR!!!
SHAVE HIS HEAD
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GRAB HIS PUSSY!!!
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That is the stupidest waste of time last question ever. Fuck this audience.
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Thank you. Calmed me right down.
"Donald chose the right nannies."
WTF?
I am pleased that I got through another one of these debates without vomiting or breaking furniture.
Hmm, you've got at least one, probably two, possibly three up on me.
What's the third thing, you ask? Well, have you been arrested yet? Have I? We shall see!
My yelling hasn't woken the dogs, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
My yelling is usually directed at the barking dogs: Shut up, Farfle!
This concludes this clusterfuck, please join us for the next clusterfuck, which will just be a screening of "Idiocracy."
“A minute later, Three White Cartoon Clowns chopped off each other's limbs to the accompaniment of immense incoming tides of laughter. Two minutes more and the room whipped out of town to the jet cars wildly circling an arena, bashing and backing up and bashing each other again. Montag saw a number of bodies fly in the air. "Millie, did you see that?" "I saw it, I saw it!"
if 20 is base 4, no.
Meanwhile, the Pack is up 17-9 late in the third.
If I was there I'd have to ask Trump if I could cop a feel of his daughters or wife. I'm sure he'd let me.
Lets go to Andrea Mitchell?
No.
Did Trump actually threaten to jail Hillary Clinton? There was so much bullshit flying I must have missed that.
Well I feel moar stupid.
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Yes he did. Welcome to Trumpistan.
It's hard to keep up. No wonder he likes Vladimir Putin.
I think Trump came off as particularly deranged tonight, pacing the stage, shouting and absolutely incoherent during a foreign policy question. Any Media pundit who thinks otherwise is a total wanker.
I think he's on meds. Hello Dolly.
He has to be. None of his behaviors are normal.
*Snort*
Tell people he was peripatetic and see what happens.
J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling
‘It’s your fault I didn’t pay taxes, Hillary. Women let you do anything when you’re a star.’
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Twitter:
e. spivey @spivey_e Oct 7
I think we can all agree that we've all done and said very immature things when we were 59.
Twitter:
Gabrielle Giffords @GabbyGiffords 18m18 minutes ago
Speaking is difficult for me. But come January, I want to say these two words: “Madam President.” #debate
*raises glass*
This is where grading on a curve is coming into effect. "He was absolutely terrible, but he didn't physically assault her, so I thought he did a good job."
Via BJ – Apparently Ari Fleischer (!) said this on Twitter:
Winning candidates don’t threaten to put opponents in jail. Presidents don’t threaten prosecution of individuals. Trump is wrong on this.
Also https://twitter.com/JNSmall/status/78530314052654…
OMG
David Frum @davidfrum
Hillary didn’t wholly win that debate. Just the election.
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David Frum!
Thank you, Buzzfeed:
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Somehow, I find this less creepy than the original.
This is the one I find the creepiest.
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THE TIE!! THE TIE!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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There's only one thing to do.
https://twitter.com/BryFun1/status/78531057491780…
#I'M WITH HER
Twitter:
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@sallykohn
Are we seriously having a debate in St. Louis without a SINGLE QUESTION about racial bias, policing and #BlackLivesMatter?!?!?!?
From Washington Monthly: | Debate/Liveblog/Analysis. |
This is excellent.
Damn, I wish I knew about him three hours ago.
That really elucidates his simpleton, repetitive, delusional thinking.
To be fair, I admit that I wanted at least a trial for Bush.
https://twitter.com/ShawnHatosy/status/7853252619…
It's an empty chair, but I'm gonna grab it by its slip seat. huhhh huhhhhhhh
Not really impressed with the looks of that chair, but I guess it was all that was available.
Last one, and it's good……….. http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/clinton-spo…
It's Aleppo!
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thank you.