"You're locked in a cage in a dystopian autocratic hellhole, forced to perform in front of gawking masses of people, with no privacy and absolutely no hope of escape."
"Now, wouldn't this be a good time to kick back and relax with a nice refreshing Lucky Strike?"
What about the camels?
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"You're locked in a cage in a dystopian autocratic hellhole, forced to perform in front of gawking masses of people, with no privacy and absolutely no hope of escape."
"Now, wouldn't this be a good time to kick back and relax with a nice refreshing Lucky Strike?"