Well, I dunno, but if it were an invader robot from the future, I'd guess at the rectangle below the red and blue lights. I'd fire a few rounds in there if I could.
Nothing to worry about from Future Robot. It's just been sent back here to collect gonads for the clone bank farms, to repopulate the Earth after that disastrous Nanotechnology life extending experiment in 2586.
It's all on the second page of the Consent Form, printed in UV ink in 26th Century High Grizellian.
Doctor Robotson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here
You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer
I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees
But worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease'
Only if it can figure out that I'm not a woman.
Beyond that, I have been trained by cultural humor to hope the probes are heated.
This thing looks like OctoRobot. I would imagine the patients would rather be asleep before it operates.
At which point: robo-sexytime!
Downfisted for this? Really? Thought I was aware of all internet traditions.
Apparently the commentariat prefers our robot octopus sexytime to be conscious and consensual.
Reminds me of Dr. Satan from "The House of 10,000 Corpses," which for some reason that movie freaked me the fuck out.
Is that sushi?
Where is its mouth?
Well, I dunno, but if it were an invader robot from the future, I'd guess at the rectangle below the red and blue lights. I'd fire a few rounds in there if I could.
Why is it here? What does it want from us? Fibroids?
A test before they went full soylent green?
Nothing to worry about from Future Robot. It's just been sent back here to collect gonads for the clone bank farms, to repopulate the Earth after that disastrous Nanotechnology life extending experiment in 2586.
It's all on the second page of the Consent Form, printed in UV ink in 26th Century High Grizellian.
Dang, Dr. Robot is out of my network.
It can probably extract money from your wallet regardless of network provider status, especially in an emergency situation.
Ethernet or wi-fi? LAN or WAN?
So many questions.
Looks more like a dentist than a gynecologist.
Where is the rinse-and-spit thingy?
I haven't seen those in years. It's all about the suction these days.
Different robot.
Geoff Peterson?
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I insist they let me rinse at the nearby sink. Can't stand the suction unless it's the only option, like w/ a drill-&-fill.
Nah, no cleavage for my head to get wedged into while she works.
Wait, what?
Can Octobot examine multiple patients simultaneously?
Examine?
What do you call it?
Sterilize?
Either way, it should do eight at once, with a name like that.
Wait until you see its bill.
What is on that plate that the various robo-arms are pointing at? Sushi? Candy corn? Silver-dollar pancakes?
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Stairs and doorways. The only things we have protecting us at this point.
Its batteries died. * Sad Trombone *
EMP is a helluva drug.
If I say I don't want a gynecological exam, am I being sexist?
My friend works for the National Health, Dr Robot
Don't pay money just to see yourself with Dr Robot
Doctor Robotson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here
You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer
I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees
But worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease'