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Here Is Your Sure-Fire Way to get Republicans on board with Birth Control

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  1. Morning, Early.

    * Load laptop, lunch, coffee and assorted gear into truck, start.
    * Radio on, station has NPR feed, as usual..
    * …breaking into the middle of the "1 day until election" with Cokie Roberts opining…
    * Yell "COKIE FUCKING ROBERTS", reflexively, as one does.
    * …grumble, ignore the radio and pull out of driveway.
    * …then the terrible realization that the morning is going to get unbearably worse…
    * …when you realize that – For Balance – they've decided to pair COKIE FUCKING ROBERTS
    * …with… wait for it…
    * Tucker Carlson. Tucker. Carlson.
    * (bellow incoherently, stabs thumb on radio OFF button, seethe in silence)

    Needless to say, I didn't make it to the Birth Control gaffe. Stupid NPR schedulers.

    1. I'm so sorry. That's one of the top reasons to have satellite radio. I'll be on the road back to California in a few minutes, and I won't have to change the channel the whole way. Unless I want to. And I probably will, but not because of the Cokie and Tucker show.

          1. Had good results w/Pimsleur? I've struggled with various means of learning Italian. Duolingo.com was the most productive so far; Rosetta Stone a total waste of money.

          2. Yes. Pimsleur is not like Rosetta Stone. You will actually become reasonably fluent by using Pimsleur.

          3. Interesting! Thanks! Long ago in the early days of podcasts I tried one called "Coffee Break Spanish", and it was hosted by Scots. Spanish with a Scottish brogue! ¿Donde estas mis haggis?

            Impossible.

      1. I had a 30-day free trial of satellite radio in a recent car. Didn't try it too much as there's a daunting array of stuff available, and I'm fortunate enough not to have to spend a lot of time behind the wheel. The best moment was hearing Bob Dylan reading copy about a performer whose music he was about to play and saying, "Says here ___________ is the best songwriter in America… [dramatic pause]… I musta been outa the country."

      1. I know I should have better tolerance for these sorts of things, but usually don't have to deal with the comment stylings of COKIE until well into my drive time. To spring this on me right away, it's just cruel.

        I could write her a quick note informing her of the surplus of empty shipping containers, though, if she wants to further develop this theme.

    2. See, that's the advantage to working nights: the local stations were still broadcasting BBC programming when I got home from work.

  2. Donald Trump on Monday made a last-minute pitch to the “amazing, incredible” Latino community
    ….there are already millions of wonderful Latinos in the country.—C. Roberts.

  3. This just hurt my brain. I simply can't parse what she's going on about. I always admired Cokie at least for her smarts, if not her politics, but she's gone Palin on us here.

        1. I can't imagine they'd know how to get to the safest possible place out that way since it's nowhere near as common.

    1. Did you hear the bit when she was commenting on Morning Edition, her dog started barking in the background and she finally had to admit that she was literally phoning it in? It was awesome.

      1. Best part was the telephone-recorded commenter Bob Edwards played the next week, who said, "I guess any son of a bitch can get on the radio." Pre-Wonkian snark!

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