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This “security” guy at the Chargers/Raiders game last Sunday loves foo’ball more than anyone should.

7 thoughts on “This “security” guy at the Chargers/Raiders game last Sunday loves foo’ball more than anyone should.

  1. From fantasy football to fantasy cheerleading?

    And isn't stuff like this usually "my" department? Or does the football angle take priority?

  2. We apologize to any fans who may have witnessed the incident.

    Notably absent is an apology to the cheerleaders.

    They should get extra ExposureBux™ as hazard "pay."

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