Confederate and Wife-beater! January 4, 2017 Onw_who_Wanders 1705513 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F01%2F04%2Fconfederate-and-wife-beater%2FConfederate+and+Wife-beater%212017-01-04+21%3A14%3A10Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D17055 00
"How bad can it be?" (presses "play") Those. Poor. Kids… <img src="http://www.geekbinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Its-Always-Sunny-God-Damn-It.gif"> Reply
"The indictment accuses Corley of a felony count of causing physical harm to his wife in the presence of minors with a gun." Wait–the minors were armed, too? Reply
There will probably be a Telethon on South Carolina PBS to rectify that. It'll air right after Hee-Haw, and before Lawrence Welk. Reply
It's a sad day when "she started mouthin' off, and I fuckin' couldn't take it anymore!" isn't considered a viable defense. Reply
Well, sure, if he used A minor and E minor, that's a different infraction, achording to the law. Reply
"How bad can it be?"
(presses "play")
Those. Poor. Kids…
<img src="http://www.geekbinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Its-Always-Sunny-God-Damn-It.gif">
"The indictment accuses Corley of a felony count of causing physical harm to his wife in the presence of minors with a gun."
Wait–the minors were armed, too?
"Minors" is plural while "gun" is singular. The felony is that only one was armed.
There will probably be a Telethon on South Carolina PBS to rectify that. It'll air right after Hee-Haw, and before Lawrence Welk.
And two counts of "failure to engage in vigilante justice".
It's a sad day when "she started mouthin' off, and I fuckin' couldn't take it anymore!" isn't considered a viable defense.
Well, sure, if he used A minor and E minor, that's a different infraction, achording to the law.
We could augment the charges against him if we can show diminished capacity.
Um…
Uh…
Every good boy does fine!
I feared my joke would fall flat; I'm not too sharp.
Just trying to save face.
It's a great day to be fleeing South Carolina!
Always!