17 thoughts on “Apologists for the authoritarian leader always tell us what he means is different from what he says. This helps them seem powerful.”
E.g.:
"I don't think President-elect Trump wants to meddle with Medicare or Social Security," Priebus told CBS's "Face The Nation" on Sunday. "He made a promise in the campaign that that was something that he didn't want to do."
He doesn't fucking know, any more than the rest of us, until the morning Twitler delivery plops in his in-box.
The only thing worse than living in Trumptown would be working for him. Nonetheless it's extremely difficult to muster anything resembling sympathy for Conway, Priebus or any of the other parasites on the Trump body.
1.
feces.
an act of defecating.
2.
a contemptible or worthless person.
3.
something worthless; garbage; nonsense.
"this book is shit"
unpleasant experiences or treatment.
"I went through a lot of shit last year"
4.
things or stuff, especially personal belongings.
"he left his shit at my apartment"
events or circumstances.
"some crazy shit happened last night"
5.
any psychoactive drug, especially marijuana.
verb
verb: shit; 3rd person present: shits; past tense: shitted; past participle: shitted; past tense: shit; past participle: shit; past tense: shat; past participle: shat; gerund or present participle: shitting
1.
expel feces from the body.
soil one's clothes as a result of expelling feces accidentally.
be very frightened.
2.
tease or try to deceive (someone).
"I shit you not"
exclamation
exclamation: shit
1.
an exclamation of disgust, anger, or annoyance.
You can’t give him the benefit of the doubt on this? And he’s telling you what was in his heart. You always want to go by what comes out of his mouth rather than look at what’s in his heart.
He's telling us what's in his heart…but we shouldn't look at what's in his heart. That makes sense because…
…oh, right, it makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Never mind!
Does that mean Twitter shouldn't get more poop stories?
It's why I was considering it myself a week ago. For Wonkville, it might create unwanted attention to us. Also, it seems at least a few of y'all have actual lives that could become complicated if we did get any attention.
Fair enough. I kind of wonder how many people would see us and think we're not worth messing with after seeing a story about creme eggs up butts though. Probably not worth trying it for real but it's fun to imagine the reactions.
E.g.:
He doesn't fucking know, any more than the rest of us, until the morning Twitler delivery plops in his in-box.
The only thing worse than living in Trumptown would be working for him. Nonetheless it's extremely difficult to muster anything resembling sympathy for Conway, Priebus or any of the other parasites on the Trump body.
shit
SHit/
vulgar slang
noun
noun: shit; plural noun: shits
1.
feces.
an act of defecating.
2.
a contemptible or worthless person.
3.
something worthless; garbage; nonsense.
"this book is shit"
unpleasant experiences or treatment.
"I went through a lot of shit last year"
4.
things or stuff, especially personal belongings.
"he left his shit at my apartment"
events or circumstances.
"some crazy shit happened last night"
5.
any psychoactive drug, especially marijuana.
verb
verb: shit; 3rd person present: shits; past tense: shitted; past participle: shitted; past tense: shit; past participle: shit; past tense: shat; past participle: shat; gerund or present participle: shitting
1.
expel feces from the body.
soil one's clothes as a result of expelling feces accidentally.
be very frightened.
2.
tease or try to deceive (someone).
"I shit you not"
exclamation
exclamation: shit
1.
an exclamation of disgust, anger, or annoyance.
Well, sheee-it.
[That is complete bullshit]
He's telling us what's in his heart…but we shouldn't look at what's in his heart. That makes sense because…
…oh, right, it makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Never mind!
/FFS
So when does Trump discover Wonkville and go on a tweetstorm attacking us?
"Terrible Wonkette has never been the same since Ana Marie Cox became a Christian and went to work for the dishonest NY Times. Sad!"
Even worse, she's with MTV now!
I bet Trump would call that an upgrade
Could Wonkville have a twitter account?
We should ask Shy.
Imagine if we could troll il Ariancione into responding!
Well, if it worked for Emergency Kittens…
Not all my ideas are good ideas.
Does that mean Twitter shouldn't get more poop stories?
It's why I was considering it myself a week ago. For Wonkville, it might create unwanted attention to us. Also, it seems at least a few of y'all have actual lives that could become complicated if we did get any attention.
Fair enough. I kind of wonder how many people would see us and think we're not worth messing with after seeing a story about creme eggs up butts though. Probably not worth trying it for real but it's fun to imagine the reactions.
the resemblance to KaC really is remarkable…