“Bruce is well-known in his hometown” January 9, 2017 Close Read 1716611 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F01%2F09%2Fbruce-is-well-known-in-his-hometown%2F%22Bruce+is+well-known+in+his+hometown%222017-01-10+00%3A54%3A10Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F01%2F09%2Fbruce-is-well-known-in-his-hometown%2F +20
I just noticed the date on this, it's a year old. Sorry! Someone posted it in my twitter feed and so I assumed it was current news. Reply
It's probably the most current story with someone sticking 9 cream eggs up their bum, to be fair. Reply
Okay, "Easter World Record." What's the Christmas world record for stuffing confections up your own anus? And what about Arbor Day? Nah, don't answer that. Reply
I just noticed the date on this, it's a year old. Sorry! Someone posted it in my twitter feed and so I assumed it was current news.
It's probably the most current story with someone sticking 9 cream eggs up their bum, to be fair.
True. Or maybe he stuck nine more up there.
When doing a re-make of Cool Hand Luke, a plot twist like this could make it a winner.
Okay, "Easter World Record." What's the Christmas world record for stuffing confections up your own anus? And what about Arbor Day?
Nah, don't answer that.
What's the February 29 World Record?
What about Valentine's Day?
How many Whitman Samplers….
*oukes*
What would you do for a Klondike Bar
up the butt?
With these ambient temperatures I think I'm already there.