Guzman and other cartel leaders were indicted in 2009 in US District Court in Brooklyn, New York, on charges of conspiring to import more than 264,000 pounds of cocaine into the United States between 1990 and 2005
a/k/a 120 megagrams metric tons, because who the fuck uses pounds to weigh cocaine?
(Being a drug, would that have to be in apothecaries' weight?)
Sounds like a fine addition to the new administration. Senator Warren will grill him, I'm sure, at his senate confirmation hearing.
Is purported to have fathered between 12 and 13 children
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At least we can see this criminal's tax returns.
Weej's headline works disturbingly well in the context of Trump's alleged urine fetish.
a/k/a 120
megagramsmetric tons, because who the fuck uses pounds to weigh cocaine?(Being a drug, would that have to be in apothecaries' weight?)