23 thoughts on “Testifying right now: this hottie’s husband-to-be

  1. She seems, um, rather unlikable.

    Another post in moderation. Am I being punished? And if so, how did you guys find out about what I was up to last night?

        1. See, the tension vectors in Ms. Linton's dress lie mostly in the vertical as the outfit tries to lift and highlight something for which there is no there there. In contrast, Ms. Hendricks and her two friends experience tension in the horizontal.

          (Her bra straps, however, may be made of ballistic nylon.)

  2. a law degree from the University of West Los Angeles

    I've been here for nearly eleven years, and I've never heard of this "university" until now.

    (She is not a member of the State Bar of California.)

    You don't say…

      1. I'm west of Los Angeles, most of California is west of Los Angeles. The beaches in L.A. face south.

        ETA: That came out wrong. It's just that it's a common misconception.

    1. Same place where Melania got her architecture degree. It was a typo; should have been the "University of West Ljubljana."

    2. Per google street view it seems to be in Chatsworth, in an office building, and its administrative office is in Torrance. Not sure how either of those qualify as "West Los Angeles."

  3. My nephew is a corporate whore attorney for Wells-Fargo by day, and an adjunct law professor at JFK by night. He graduated from JFK, so his returning as an adjunct totally verifies them/him!

  4. Yeah, those W2 employees are the worst, always wanting Social Security and workman's comp and paid vacations and―worst of all―employer-based heath insurance.

    Luckily for everybody, stock-trading HHS Secretary-to-be "Doctor" Tom Price has a |cure| for that ailment.

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