Well, sure, dogs never committed genocide or conducted world wars or systematically destroyed the environment. But they do pee in the house from time to time.
There is the environmental devastation of those gigantic excavations in the backyard and all the shredded junk mail stolen from the recycle bag and those hair tumbleweeds all over the house but I can live with it.
My dog's thoughts:
"Bacon? Bacon! BACON!"
"Boy dog! Let me sniff your butt!"
"As soon as you leave I'm eating the cat poop."
<img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/574377044d088e1e74274423/t/57439fe760b5e9a87ecbd14a/1464049647387/dog-ready-for-walk-11.jpg?format=1500w" width="400" height="400">
<img src="https://abcnews.go.com/images/Technology/ht_dog_in_mri_machine_thg_120510_main.jpg">This is actually a |thing,| and a very interesting one at that.
Cool.
Dogs are not people. They're better than that.
Well, sure, dogs never committed genocide or conducted world wars or systematically destroyed the environment. But they do pee in the house from time to time.
There is the environmental devastation of those gigantic excavations in the backyard and all the shredded junk mail stolen from the recycle bag and those hair tumbleweeds all over the house but I can live with it.
You really don't understand the depth of your denial, do you?
River in Egypt. Right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCzRzOfj5vE
<img src="http://www.investigacionyciencia.es/files/18645.jpg"/>
Let's go!
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Yes, that's the one.
Uh, on second thought…
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Toonces is never around when you need her.