“The hospital now hopes to receive enough octopuses so that every baby in the unit will have one to cuddle” February 4, 2017 Zombie Dewey 1770518 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F02%2F04%2Fthe-hospital-now-hopes-to-receive-enough-octopuses-so-that-every-baby-in-the-unit-will-have-one-to-cuddle%2F%22The+hospital+now+hopes+to+receive+enough+octopuses+so+that+every+baby+in+the+unit+will+have+one+to+cuddle%222017-02-04+18%3A20%3A06Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D17705 +20
Baby's First Cthulhu: <img src="https://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/e92a_my_first_cthulu_plush_kid.jpg"/> Reply
Also Too: <img src="http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Cthulhu-Plush-Toy.jpg"/> Woah. Reply
Look, do you want to tell your kids about Cthulhu, or do you want to let them learn about It on the street? Reply
Crocheted octopuses will engender a culture of dependency among unviable premature infants, rather than encouraging them to lift themselves up by their IV straps and thrive outside of the womb by themselves. Reply
Pattern here http://mynomadhome.com/octopus-for-a-preemie-osmi…
Aw, getting the young'uns hooked on tentacles early.
Suckers.
Baby's First Cthulhu:
<img src="https://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/e92a_my_first_cthulu_plush_kid.jpg"/>
Is that Cthulhu, or Pepe?
Bite your tongue! Do you want to be Eaten last?
Kid Glass had a high school friend knit him a Dalek.
Also Too:
<img src="http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Cthulhu-Plush-Toy.jpg"/>
Woah.
I was hoping that you would tell us why this is a bad idea.
Look, do you want to tell your kids about Cthulhu, or do you want to let them learn about It on the street?
"Hey, give me the child"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMM4XYteqWI
You smell like mammals.
The streets of Innsmouth?
Enablers.
Crocheted octopuses will engender a culture of dependency among unviable premature infants, rather than encouraging them to lift themselves up by their IV straps and thrive outside of the womb by themselves.
"Blame yo' ceph!"
~ Herman Cain
"Don't Thread On Me"
"I look to a day when preemies will not be judged by the color of their skein…"