9 thoughts on “TOM PETTY CAN SUCK MY DEFLATED BALLS*

  1. * OK so smokey and I went to brunch and I've had a few VERY LARGE and VERY STRONG adult beverages and so, when I was in the restroom, I thought, "I should yell something about how Tom Brady sucks on my way out. That would be HILARIOUS!" Which seemed like a good idea at the time. But, in my head, instead of "Tom Brady" I says to myself I says "Tom Petty," which I also thought was HILARIOUS.

    Anyhoo, there's a game later and may Tom Brady get sacked a thousand thousand times and the Pats lose 10,000 to -18 because he got sacked in the end zone 9 times. (I know that's not how it works. I'm not that drunk.)

    Enjoy!

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