27 thoughts on “Trump to Tourists: “Stay the F*ck Away””
More than 10 million people traveled to the U.S. on a visa in 2015—including immigrants and nonimmigrants—while tens of millions visited the United States without a visa. The section calls for the secretary of state, secretary of homeland security, director of national intelligence and FBI director to develop a “uniform screening standard and procedure” for all of them. That could slow travel to the U.S. to a crawl, upending the tourism industry and creating massive headaches for companies with foreign employees who frequently travel to the U.S. Foreign airline employees would have to go through significant vetting procedures every time they enter here.
Just point out to Trump that Putin would have to go through the same Extreme Vettening for a state visit as would a scary Mulsin and see how fast things change!
Relax- the increase in TSA personnel will more than compensate for this. Jobs!
"We build the wall to keep us free"
https://youtu.be/iAgiK07Py9M
This is great! When I travel abroad, I'll know Trump Hotels keep ferriners out!
Wait, wut?
Arizona Office of Tourism
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Donald Trump: Making Arizona's immigration laws look sane since 2017!
Probably for the best, since we have no way of knowing whether the planes are airworthy
http://money.cnn.com/2017/02/06/news/companies/tr…
The invisible hand of the free market will decide which airlines and aircraft are the safest.
And injured passengers can seek redress in the court of Yelp or Trip Advisor.
Dead passengers face a slightly more difficult path to being made whole.
The market will have spoken.
Angie'sAngel's ListJust point out to Trump that Putin would have to go through the same Extreme Vettening for a state visit as would a scary Mulsin and see how fast things change!
|Scott Pelley?|
OT, Melania |admits| she hoped to use her position as FLOTUS to hustle cosmetics and apparel.
Hustle or Hustler? We report- you decide.
Oh snap!
Rosie O'Do https://twitter.com/DianePatterson/status/8287962…
"Abandon all hope, ye who vacation here"
I missed the whole bathrobeghazi thang https://twitter.com/cFidd/status/8287354142068858…
Ew. Don't bring that here. There are people here.
Just give me the gist of it
"I'm not detail-oriented."
――every asshole boss everyone has ever had
I'm so sorry.
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Dewey, this isn't 'nam, we have rules!
"I'm out of here"
– last thing I've said to every asshole boss I've had
They're almost as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.