This is certainly not the short-haul, Greyhound-Bus-With-Wings 737 of yesteryear. Some of that original fleet were still flying in the 90s, from….oh…let's say..Phoenix to Ontario, CA, and smelled like a men's locker room where much beer drinking and exuberant vomiting had taken place. The carpets and seats looked as though they were faithfully steam-cleaned every 60 days or so, whether they needed it or not.
The new "737-9: US" appears to be large enough to accommodate the Separate Bedrooms clause that Melania surely insisted upon in the pre-nup.
Nothing is too good for our new POTUS. I say base it on the F-35!
The preferred term is "SCROTUS"
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That rolls right off the tongue.
Yeah, although the phrase "orange shitgibbon" does have a nice balance of syllables.
Nobody disputes the beauty and elegance of that moniker.
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Curse you, Red Baron!
Does it come with gold leaf trim and Corinthian leather?
Contract mods can get expensive.
Change orders is where the money is at!
Wings and engines? Now you're talking sport package.
I figure he'll go for one that goes really fast and gets shitty gas mileage. The 6000 SUX is just the ticket.
Sure, we could throw in a Blaupunkt!
Wow, that brings back memories of bad movies I watched in the 80s!
How about [Unlimited?] Of course he'd have to fly it himself.
That's why we sited the final assembly plant in Janesville, WI.
This is certainly not the short-haul, Greyhound-Bus-With-Wings 737 of yesteryear. Some of that original fleet were still flying in the 90s, from….oh…let's say..Phoenix to Ontario, CA, and smelled like a men's locker room where much beer drinking and exuberant vomiting had taken place. The carpets and seats looked as though they were faithfully steam-cleaned every 60 days or so, whether they needed it or not.
The new "737-9: US" appears to be large enough to accommodate the Separate Bedrooms clause that Melania surely insisted upon in the pre-nup.
Just slap a bicycle seat on a Predator and call it a day.
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might need some sprucing up
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Heck, it likely has a ridiculously small radar signature.