If I had the power to 'pass laws on my own', I'd dictate black olives on every goddamn pizza, and if especially cruel, anchovies on half. You can pick 'em off, thank you. Nom nom nom..
That's how Italians eat it, say what you will. They invented it. Wouldn't defend the Trumpster on anything else.
BTW, if the Icelandians aspire to world-wide culinary influence, they're going to have to have simpler names than "Guðni Th. Jóhannesson." How about "Lars Bang"? That's the kind of name the world can get behind.
I do have one pizza-related story you might find funny, snow– when I moved to Ohio in my early twenties, I didn't realize food was regional. I thought I could just go to a place and order a cheesesteak, and get something similar. In many instances, people thought I was saying "cheesecake" and would offer a crappy non-authentic dessert that I didn't want.
So anyway, I ordered a pizza from the local place in town and it came cut up in squares. I immediately thought, "what in the fuck is going on here?" I honestly thought I pissed someone off! It was beyond my young dumbass brain that anyone would slice pizza in that way. (More than twenty years ago, but it still makes me laugh– WTF is this ?!)
Used to be a place where I lived called "John's Pizza". Not "Papa" John's, just John's. Baked in rectangular sheets, with stuff like peanut butter and mashed potatoes available as toppings.
*oukes*
Dude, respectfully disagree. The pizza in Northeastern OH, which I grew up on is superlative. Big mafia influence there. Columbus', however, universally sucked. Wedgewood in Youngstown is the best!!1!
Really!?! I was in Cleveland for 5 years and never came across a decent pizza. Other stuff in Little Italy was good. Did I miss the good places? I do have a friend in Youngstown but we never went for pizza. The other Italian stuff there was good. Mafia?>
People
People who eat people
Are the luckiest people in the world
We're children, eating other children
And yet letting a grown-up pride
Hide all the meat inside
Eating more like children than children
Have jalapenos on it too and it's good.
If I had the power to 'pass laws on my own', I'd dictate black olives on every goddamn pizza, and if especially cruel, anchovies on half. You can pick 'em off, thank you. Nom nom nom..
Would you also force people to order meatloaf?
Not really. Not a meatloaf person. More salisbury steak.
Fair enough. I don't see much salisbury steak around here though.
My mom makes bitchin' meatloaf
Tell cmdr if you keep describing things like this, I'm going to want to be your pizza chef/taster
Keep the jalapenos, skip the pineapple. Yum!
Friendly reminder that Trump eats pizza with a fork
That's how Italians eat it, say what you will. They invented it. Wouldn't defend the Trumpster on anything else.
BTW, if the Icelandians aspire to world-wide culinary influence, they're going to have to have simpler names than "Guðni Th. Jóhannesson." How about "Lars Bang"? That's the kind of name the world can get behind.
"It's Bavarian pasta, it doesn't need sauce! The Italians needed sauce, the Italians were weak!"
I do have one pizza-related story you might find funny, snow– when I moved to Ohio in my early twenties, I didn't realize food was regional. I thought I could just go to a place and order a cheesesteak, and get something similar. In many instances, people thought I was saying "cheesecake" and would offer a crappy non-authentic dessert that I didn't want.
So anyway, I ordered a pizza from the local place in town and it came cut up in squares. I immediately thought, "what in the fuck is going on here?" I honestly thought I pissed someone off! It was beyond my young dumbass brain that anyone would slice pizza in that way. (More than twenty years ago, but it still makes me laugh– WTF is this ?!)
Sicilian? Most of Ohio is indeed a pizza desert. Ha Ha's in Yellow Springs, though…
Siggie pizza– that's wonderful. I'm talking about an actual pie cut into rectangular squares. Honestly, that shouldn't happen.
Used to be a place where I lived called "John's Pizza". Not "Papa" John's, just John's. Baked in rectangular sheets, with stuff like peanut butter and mashed potatoes available as toppings.
*oukes*
Dude, respectfully disagree. The pizza in Northeastern OH, which I grew up on is superlative. Big mafia influence there. Columbus', however, universally sucked. Wedgewood in Youngstown is the best!!1!
Really!?! I was in Cleveland for 5 years and never came across a decent pizza. Other stuff in Little Italy was good. Did I miss the good places? I do have a friend in Youngstown but we never went for pizza. The other Italian stuff there was good. Mafia?>
IMHO:
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Pro-tip: your local pizzeria is judging you based on your weird-ass topping selections.
*vox Jacov* In Russia, pizza toppings include Polonium!
| Presidents should “not have unlimited power”, he continued. “I would not want to hold this position if I could pass laws forbidding that which I don’t like…" |
This is still considered an acceptable pizza topping:
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Diced Swede. Nordic Cannibalism?
Cannibalism is having a moment.
Another one of my favorite things that the HIpsters will just ruin.
If it's on NPR, it may as well be on sale at Target…
http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/02/22/51…
People
People who eat people
Are the luckiest people in the world
We're children, eating other children
And yet letting a grown-up pride
Hide all the meat inside
Eating more like children than children
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<img src="http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/40500/Salvador-Dali-s-The-Persistence-of-Pizza-40525.jpg">
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Tapas? nom